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And there's even a picture of it.

like watching M.A.S.H with the laughter track.

Exactly what I was thinking.

Febrary 3rd 2007 - Bernard Matthews wakes up to find his turkeys all have bird flu. It's attributed to one over-zealous turkey who got ill first, but then went into work anyway instead of taking one of his statutory sick days.

titbits...


Huhuhuhuhuhuhuh...

I do believe the subtitle of that game must've been:

"The Day He Forgot His Lawgiver!"

As I understand it, the Timelords were wiped out of the timeline entirely. I could be mistaken, though...

Noisybast, you'd be perfectly correct if we were dealing with proper sci-fi here, which pays attention to things like continuity and, god, I don't know, science. Since we're dealing with RTD-fi, it's safe to assume that Gallifrey was blown up, possibly because the daleks poured water into the planet's core.

What's really starting to piss me off is the apparent disregard for the long-term consequences of his actions shown by RTD. For forty years Dr Who managed to be cool and exciting and scary with alien invasions which were hushed up, kept quiet, and in general didn't interrupt the progress of the world one jot. Now, after only two years, the man's gone and had contemporary Earth involved in massive world-shaking events four times and then he thinks he can just ignore it all in future epsiodes and occasionally make lame jokes about people's determination to forget.

He really ought to just fuck off and let someone with some wit take over before it's too late.

Wasn't the Torchwood when in Who a massive place filled with UFO's etc...

Why is it now in a bunker?

That at least was satisfactorily explained. The Who Torchwood was the London HQ, whereas the Cardiff one is a distant outpost that wouldn't even be there at all if not for the magic plot-and-solution-generating rift. I think they're investigating its Deus Ex Machina capabilities.

This just in: RTD's house of sham now officially out of ideas: allegations of dusting off and recycling an episode of New Who not even one year old bandied about. Davies yet to comment.

I saw a story, I saw a prologue, a beginning, a middle, a climax, and an ending. Plus an Epilogue to boot.


I saw the not-even-thinly disguised plot of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre, even down to the fact that the local cop was in league with the hick baddies.

I actually thought it was better than most of season 2 of New Who. Having said that, the sex did feel levered in just to make it clear that this was for grownups, not the kiddies.

Do me a favour! We're a flaming message board! Why would we 'ave DVDs?

Me.

Oh, well played that man.

It's good to see the trailers reinforcing my image of historical Spartans, ie a bunch of shouty idiots who picked fights with everyone they could find simply for something to do.