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> Flies!*check*
> Hooks!*check*
> Line!*check*
> Lets hunt some fish...

We're going to need a bigger boat.  
You know those guys in the fantail launch?  Well, none of them will get out of the harbour alive.
I can do anything, I'm the Chief of police.

Smile, you son of a bitch!

Anti-chum Dudley

King Trout = the new Vector 13?

Toldja - shark bait.

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chum [ chum ]
 
noun  
 
1. an angler's bait, especially chopped fish, scattered on the water.  Most commonly used in shark fishing.
 

A trout voting to become chum?  Turkeys and Christmas comes to mind...

Why do some of the messages on some threads not have a "reply" function attached?  I thought at first it meant that these people had killfiled me (which would probably be desreved after the old slagging match with jonnyeyebrows, in whih i was in the wrong) - but it's different people each time, and I can reply to the same people on other threads...?

the following specialist subjects were rejected:

 Routes to Anywhere in Mainland Britain by Road from Letchworth
 Orthopaedic Bone Cement in Total Hip Replacement
 The Development of the Self-service Petrol Station, 1963–68
 Cremation Practice and Law in Britain
 The History of the Existentialist and Phenomenological Philosophical Movement
 The Banana Industry
 The Managerial Career of Brian Clough
 Meteorology for the Private Pilot Licence
 Perfect Squares from 992 = 9801
 Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend (as Everybody Knows)

Does a removable butt plug count as safe sex?

Cheers

Hi

Ages ago I read a Batman comic where he was fighting child sex slavery abroad (the Philippines?), which contrasted the simplicities of the supervillains he usually fought with the more diffuse nature of real evil...

What is it called and when was it published?

While it obviously wasn't enough to save the ENORMOUS PILE OF BATPOO that was "Batman and Robin", Alicia Silverstone COULD have been a good bat girl.  Sure like to see her in rubber again sometime...

BBC agree - it's Bale, it's Warner...

Can't see him being very good - what do you reckon?

Link: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/film/3102536.stm" target="_blank">V OFFICIAL

> Anyway, marriage is fine if it's going to work.
> Personally, I think I'll be single for a long
> time, given my appaling attitude towards
> women :o)

LOL

Some humourless PC obsessives might point out that the usual reason for Eastern European, Asian, whatever women to put themselves up for marriage to someone they've hardly met who lives several thousands of miles away is likely to be money or passport issues.  As such you're hardly going to kill the goose (or fat wheezing 60-year-old white guy) that lays the golden egg: why chance the will on NOT having the clean the kitchen?

On the other hand, the only time I saw this situation up close (a BEAUTIFUL Malaysian woman who'd married a very well-off guy old enough to be her father, if he'd started having children at 40), I have to say that she had turned his life into pure hell.  He did all housework, cooking, cleaning, ironing, twice a week he accompanied her round the town bringing out his credit card on demand for anything she fancied buying and carrying huge armfuls of shopping, he watched as she went and flirted shamelessly with any and every man that caught her eye (including me: nobody said she was picky), and he suffered as she occasionally turned round and abused him at the top of her voice for being a shit lover and a bad husband, for not being rich enough, for having a tiny...
The point of it all being, I suppose, that i've never seen anybody look quite as happy as that guy did on those days.

Have to say, if you find yourself agreeing with this guy on any points, you probably shouldn't get married.  Because you have an appalling attitude to women, and they've moved on from having to put up with that crap.







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