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A) Hope not - cows shooting milk can be scary.  Click the link.

Q) How much time do you have to have on your hands before you have too much time on your hands?

Link: http://www.download2me.net/viewthread.php?tid=1588" target="_blank">The Mootrix

A) Often.

Q) Nobody likes me, everybody hates me.  What should I eat to help with my sense of self-loathing?

Boxing, yes.  Also:

1) Chess & most board games of strategy, since you can come back from almost nowt.

2) Rally Driving - you know your "score", but not anybody else's

3) Bog Snorkelling

Does that mean Malchidiel won?

A: I don't know, but if he paid more than ?180, you ripped him off bigstyle so I wouldn't boast.

Q: In the Dredd strip in Prog 848, what swearword appears for the first time in Mega-City slang?

A: Just take all three (cook your burgers first), put in a blender on a high setting for about 5 minutes, stopping occasionally to add olive oil.  Place mixture in a overproof dish and cook for one hour at in a low (350F) oven.  The resulting hard paste should be served accompanied by a medley of fruits of the forest.

Q: Is this what it takes to kill off this thread?

A: Most ladies can!  Just ask a good looking young lady in the office to demonstrate.

Q: Why do people pretend to like rocket?

A:  Because mint opens the pores in your mouth - hence the refreshing factor - and the acids and so on in the coke can then get to work on the exposed flesh underneath.

Q: What is "pseudo-scientific bullshit"?

A: Cottage Cream - both the others actually exist.

Q: Why Oddboy?

A: It's complicated

Q: The big question is, Who?

Found the article I meant - and it's something said by Jean-Paul Satre, so I guess it was, indeed, talking a lot of cock.

Link: http://film.guardian.co.uk/News_Story/Critic_Review/Observer_Film_of_the_week/0,4267,353616,00.html" target="_blank">Guardian review

I once saw a film review that argued that there are very few good deliberately right-wing films, because the creative requirement to see the humanity in others is directly inimical to a right wing world view.
Darkie's Mob seems to bear this out, and given the wonderful stories that the writer's given us since, I am very surprised that he apparently still rates this piece of unexciting drivel.  
Please tell me Charlie's War is different?

FACT: Clubbing baby seals is wrong and immoral.  But discoing baby otters are right and moral.

Very bloody cross posts.  

Do long threads confuse the board or something?

FACT - It is possible to fool 70% of people with meaningless statistics.  In 95% of studies this has been shown to increase to as much as 85% if additional, equally meaningless statistics are included.