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The Queen Mother owned three vast warehouses filled with other people's cigarette lighters.  

FACT: Atfer one saved his life in a drunken rock-climbing incident, George Lucas named one of the principal Star Wars characters after the humble Buddleia bush.

FACT: Phillip Schofield (43) is a second cousin to both Kofi Annan (36) and Anne Robinson (39).  All three share a premature aging gene that will almost certainly result in their deaths before their 50th birthdays.  Interestingly, Cat Deeley (68) is also a relative, but lacks the deadly gene.

FACT: Monkeyfish are among the most disgruntled species on the planet.http://www.gothicroseantiques.com/Copy_of_ape4.jpg">

FACT: Max's lovelife is officially the most interesting topic raised on this messageboard in 2005 so far.

FACT: No 2000AD-related discussion has taken up more than 3 pages.

FACT: Otters use oyster shells as primitive tools in order to dig for buried treasure.

[MONDAY, 13th DECEMBER 2004 THE HORSE & GROOM 128 GREAT PORTLAND STREET LONDON W1W 6PX FROM 5:30 P.M. FACT.]

MONDAY, 13th DECEMBER 2004

THE HORSE & GROOM
128 GREAT PORTLAND STREET
LONDON W1W 6PX

FROM 5:30 P.M.

FACT.

FACT: tomorrow's headline will be "Not Much Happens In Harrogate".

FACT: This is Resurrect Old Threads Week.

FACT: George Bush only ever smokes half his cigarettes.

What's that Max?  Buy a URL very like his?  And maybe putting a message up calling him a Tw*t or something similar?  Yes, that would be mean indeed.  And in no way funny.

FACT: Logan, that's a pisser.  Hope they give you a decent package and you find something else soon.


FACT: Greece 1, France 0.  Just wanted it recorded for posterity.

FACT: The UK is about to ban smacking.  So, parents, this is potentially your last chance: make the most of it.

FACT: Unfortunately, Noah outclassed all other possible entrants before they even started to think about it.

FACT: This thread generates more cross posting than any other.

Fact: The makers of Troy (starring Mr Brad Pitt as Achilles) have built the world's first fully functioning time machine.

Evidence: The tagline is "For 2,900 years the story could only be imagined..."

There is something called The Krustabi Process which apparently "turns clips into jelly"


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