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Let the Cosmos flow and purge the image from my mind. I don't care how gay it is HoU must share the booze.

Cosmopolitan coming right up for Mr Squashed Fly. But none for Roger.

I tried to think of a clever rejoinder, but I can't.

You win.

Pimhole!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVkckG6zw6I

1). That cranberry juice hasn't been in a fridge. It will be rancid.

2). Cosmopolitans are a girl drink.

1. They make UHT juice now, Roger.

2. So what?

3. Would you oblige klute's lady friend from the speed dating thread if she asked you to?

...and I've got a carton of cranberry juice in the cupboard. I just realized I can have cosmopolitans.

I'm reading The Revenger's Tragedy. Again.

Had quite a few crazy bedtime moments but none will ever compare to me being asked to feltch a womans arse...........and not something i was going to do much to her annoyance.

Thanks for sharing. 

You'll pay with bumsex.

I've never heard Con-Dem tax policy so succinctly explained.

Nor, indeed, the price of coalition politics for the Liberal Democrats. Oh - no, sorry. I hear that one almost every day.

Judge Dredd influenced me.

I never masturbate. Except when posting on threads about the evils of liberalism.

SBT

Comic genius!

* House of Usher stares open-mouthed at the computer screen

I work in a shop that sells them. They are quite charming, if initially baffling. They were in the January sale for £4.00 each, but now they're full price again, whatever their full price is. They make cutesy ones with costumes for girls and combat ones with special forces or ninja armour for boys. I can't see very much harm in it. Funnily enough, they cost about the same as a real hamster, but without the responsibility. Maybe consider it a practice run for the real thing. The slightly troubling thing is, a real hamster actually requires some looking after, so kids who are used to Zhu zhu hamsters may be a bit disappointed by a real one.

It is amazing that they can generate actual, real comics from these flights of fancy without displaying even an iota of wit.

I remember Max Koneczny. He's married now, you know.

Necropost!

[kitchen]

yes but would you give her a twenty part series?

I would. In my bedroom, lounge, kitchen OR dungeon.


What? Everybody's got to eat!