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If you hate your job that much and are really confident about getting the one that you're going for, then yes, getting out as soon as is a good plan as long as you really do have the dough to keep yourself comfortablish until you manage to get another job.

Once again, Good luck! Let us know how it goes!

Yup.

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Look! It's Max! Break his legs before he gets away!

So you're like Dave Lee Travis then?

Anyway, I mean that some girls prefer a hairy gauge.





I'll get me coat.

I know Van Gough sent his ear, but sending your entire arse?

Jesus. That's love, dude!

Depends on the girl.

Er....

Oh dear lord.

Max- Ever heard of back sack and crack? Coz that is one hairy arse you've got there! Seriously, it's worse than mine!

The empty crisp packet in my bin.



You wouldnt happen to have Rhona Cameron's address would you? It's for a er... mate of mine.

Luck git...

So is it going to be a kind of Clockwork orange affair with a massive Jonathon Ross subjecting a strapped in eyeballs pinned open wannabe rockstar comic writer to a fawining Q&A session?

Couple of gems from my co-worker:

Those cossacks don't come cheap.

You must be careful with your bodily fluids these days.

Phn'glui Mg'walnafh Cthulhu R'lyeh Wagh'nagl fhtagn!

Pixies-yay!
Queens of the Stone Age-Yay! (even if Josh is going out with my future wife-bastard!)
Audioslave- Deffo go for that one!

Also, try Grohls band Probot, you might like it.

And oi, Tanky! I'm Si's stalker, not you! Go stalk Rennie!

Bloody takin over my stalkees and groomees, mumble groan, whinge, etc.

My Sister doesn't know where Wales is. They haven't actually thought that kids might not have geographical information beamed into their subconscious at night by the magic education fairy.

Actually, is not knowing where Wales is a good or bad thing? :-P

Oh, and she's 15!

But still, what is Noisy doing?