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Run Bou! Run!

Yup. A damned handsome one at that.

Yup, best lookin boarder.

I now have photographic proof.

No Max, that's Pete you're looking at.

Though they would make a handsome couple...

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That all arose thanks to Saddam's speech impediment.

Weally Manly Donkeys.

"Look sir, there goes another"
"No sign of life, probably just a malfunction"

FOOLS!

Don't do it! They're hiking up your bill enough already, don't let the bastards dig their claws in further, just pay off your first loan and then go from there.

Be fair. Krusti ain't that bad!

Kahlo and Monkey poison. How I have longed for that sentence.

1-During WW2, Heinrich Himmler of the evil specs fame, captured the Spear of Destiny, taking it back to his castle in the hopes that its power would lead the forces of Hitler to victory.

2-Grasshoppers "smell" using their legs.

I'm really getting annoyed by that diesel advert with the computer animated cuteness and annoying bloke singing "Hate somehtin. Hate somethin. Hate somethin. Hate somethin."
Strangley brings me out in a peuce faced rage.

Anyone else?

Enough to drive anyone to distraction.http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:cjc3ewgAz8gJ:www.signsbytheyard.net/images/hershey.jpg">

With a spliff on a caribbean island.

Or steal other peoples ideas.

Absinthe.
Worked for Dali.
Or be a depressive. Worked for Van Gogh.
Or be a massive wanker. Worked for Picasso.

Failing all that, get a chainsaw, a famyard animal and a big vat of formaldehyde.