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Me too! I'm not actually going anywhere interesting, but having just finished work i'm planning on celebrating my holiday bounty of 2 1/2 days off asap. Especially since most of the next 2 days will be spent at the parental units' place in the company of said parentals, crazy irish gran, aunty punk, uncle skinhead and their comedy pro-wrestler offspring. Which basically means i won't be about for a few days.
Pray for me.

Merry christmas to all, and to all, GET PISSED!!!

luv tanky x

Ow! My ass! Careful with the scythe Krusty...




...and please pass me my legs
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I'm trying to think more of where i want to be this time next year rather than self improvement type stuff, and the short answer is: i have no idea!
I don't do well at traditional new years resolutions. I've given up smoking more times than i can count (congrats to all who managed that one!), gave up vodka for all of 6 months when i just drank rum instead (see last years thread),i don't need to lose any weight, i eat healthy food anyway, i don't bite my nails, etc etc...

I want to do well in my OU studies this year, but right now i can't see how i'm even going to pay for them. I'd like my own house, but that's extremely unlikely (see above).

I guess the best traditional resolution i can make is to acquire a steady income somewhere above the minimum wage in some kind of profession i don't have some problem or other with. And not spend it all in the pub.

And i think i'll just let my'self' bimble along, do what it wants and see what happens.

Best of luck everyone!
tanky x

i still have the music somewhere, but i can't remember how it goes. Apart from not being asble to pronounce bits!
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what was that word again odders?!
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eeeewwww!

Have a happy one Byron.
luv tanky x

hardboard
hard boiled egg
hardback book
hardy annual
hardwood furniture

Helmet
Headcase
Hard drugs
Holy crap

pinball?

pin the tail on the donkey?

playstation?

plethora of ferrets down the trousers?

pass the parcel?

semen?
salami?
skateboard?
ski run?
steak knife?
stripey socks?

oooh! that's a beauty! and on it's way to my entire address book!

A very happy crimpsmash to one and all. Hope you all get loads of cool stuff, festively drunk,  and that those of you with offspring manage to retain your sanity.

loads of festive hugs all round
tanky x

Seconded. All the best from planet Tanky.

Dud: That's the cutest site ever! Mind you, it does look like it was written by my old yoga teacher!
Cheers anyhoo

xTGx

Do you have a link for that site dudley?

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big belated congrats
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