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who, me or tharg?

i mean that if you play with his dial he gets horny

'phone my penus with the dial on my head' thargs chat up line

'by jingo'? surly you should say 'i vant too suck your bloood'

maybe he is alan grant!

damn your drunkenness Rac


Dear Tharg if you are reading this can you reply with Shaun's real name?

Please? Mr C says I look like you so...

Max

i thought it was henry too

'what will you do with yours?'

well i wasn't going to put it into a sandwhich...

oh i remembered just after clicking post message

i have no idea who Winker Watson is and i only stopped reading it 2/3 years ago

mam, i'd like to feel your library

snook /snuk/ n.1 L17. [Du. snoek pike f. (M)LG snok, prob. rel. to the base of SNACK n. Cf. SNOEK.] Any of various fishes, esp. Caribbean food fishes of the family Centropomidae, spec. Centropomus undecimalis.

floomgiggler, shobby,  not a real word

and the colesest to crott is already rude

crottels /krt()lz/ n.pl. L16. [App. dim. of OFr. crot(t)e: see CROTEY, -EL2.] The globular lumps of dung from hares etc.

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remember, they have to be real words. you hog trapper

te he, look what I've started, you melon drop

you clock