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any word can be turned into an insult.

you turnip

sure i'll shall I call you stuart or will?

and why were you there stuard?

that was you?

i thoought he shaged jordan

litter patrol

the accounting department

my aunt always gives shit presents, books shes given us before etc...

happy birthday, i'll come back if i can think of a shit present

and the difference between red and ginger is?

i meant lms' girfriend is ginger

his girlfriend has ginger hair, and freckels; both of which are real so...

like i'd call myself dalektom

i'm the_cybermax on ebay

You knew i'd look didn't you, I don't have a sister, and i'm not actually much of a dr who fan, i've only watched one or two episodes

plus did you notice how her arms are behind her back, they must be tied. The seller is obviously a physco-who-fan who kidnaps girls ties up there arms and keeps hundreds of half nude girls in his tardis

or easy rocket