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I loved the last two episodes - lots of bangs and stuff happening. And while I agree you needed some quiet build-up...I just found the rest of it a little....I dunno, slow-paced isn't the right phrase, but it's the first that came to mind.

I wouldn't object to an Asylum 3 at all.

About once a year I dream a person with a giant pig head is trying to be sick on my and give me the plague.

"Personally, I'd love a couple of months staring at a wall whilst twiddling with myself. It'd really concentrate the mind, y'know?"

Surely that's just what being unemployed in a bedsit is like? ;-)

You can't prove anything! It'll never hold up in a court of law!

Find out his home address and have sex-change operation catalogues sent there.

I remember seeing a Comedy Lab waaaaay before Bo'Selecta got commissioned which was just a fifteen minutes of the Craig David head.

That was funny. However many series of the same jokes from that 15 minutes over and over and over again was not.

Terry Pratchett.
Andy McNab.
Jeffrey Archer.
Kevin J Anderson.
Stephen King.

Some of them haven't written anything good for years, some of them have never written anything good. Yet still people buy this shite!

At this moment I am drunkenly surfing t'inerweb.

In general I am rebuiliding an off-license that was ram-raided earlier in the week.

I can't come anymore. Work have offered my two and half times my usual hourly rate for an 11-hour shift if I go cover at a store in Surrey.

I am too poor to refuse, but I am mighty sad I cannot come all the same.

I think I might be free Monday 13th, but seeing as it's Santacon on the 11th I might be all beered out.

That's offensively cute.

:-)

A big Huzzah for all the family PJ!

I'd offer cigars, but you've already been offered a veritable plethora by johnnystress.

Lenny Zero? Too rubbish to be a judge, too rubbish to be a perp. Gets his thrills from those pervo-glasses as he too sad to pull.

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