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Wasnt that what they tried with Valkyries? Or whatevah it was called.

"Although it seems to me that everyone's first touch has got really bad since Pro Evo 4. "

Totally agree. Half my passes just bounce off the receiving player straight to the opposition and I keep giving fouls away. I'm really not sure about this update but hope its just my current lack of skill and that everything will fall into place.

Rebelstar on GBA - Brilliant turn based strategy that's not getting released in the UK cos we're obviously too thick.

RE4 on GC - Superb

Fahrenheit on XBox - Ho-Hum. Great atmosphere nut where's the gameplay?

These will now not be touched for the next few months as I got Pro Evo 5 at the weekend. Must practice until I can humiliate all my mates, though currently struggling on 3 stars level.

Doug - I got a laugh out the Machinest. Youre supposed to be shocked at him but when you see what he weighs my mrs turned round and said "Hes the same weight as you!"


Skinny-wraithlike-malnourished satanist.

Thank gawd thats all sorted. Now then how do you pronounce prog. is it etc...

"However, all this is pretty much by the way, since he never actually existed."

Seriously??? Well thats one of my favourite Scottish tales fucked then. I'll have to investigate this one further. Now then whats auld Nessie upto these days...

I have yet to meet a real Yank as everyone I thought to be American turned out to be Oirish or Scotch.

Bou - As a Glaswegian I resent that comment. Everyone knows we eat deep fried Mars bars with a Mug of tea (9 sugars). Not human flesh (unless its deep fried).

As for Sawney Im sure he lived somewhere between Edinburgh & Glasgow, ie The Cursed Earth.

I effing love Event Horizon. Its one of those films that always seems to be on when I get in from the pub. I tune in for 5 mins but stay till the end.

Wheres it say Walters gay*? Has there been graphic man sex in the Beano since I stopped reading all those years ago?





*In the interests of good taste the word Bufty has been replaced

Why would someone ask for inane questions then bugger off and answer hardly any of them?

If a fat man falls over and no ones there to laugh, is it still funny?

Which came first the chicken or the rooster?

Frank Quitely AND beer! Consider me there.

Trout - I was just about to say how disappointing it was that there were no real bevvy sessions north of the border. As a stereotypical Scot I am drunk almost every waking minute so would well be up for embarrassing myself.