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Hmm, its almost as if they employ thieves?








ROYAL BASTARDS!

On the plus side you can always grab a quick go on the gas & air when the midwife leaves the room...or is that just me?

Mrs X will probably kill me, but what do you do when you think you're safe at the head and then the midwife says:

"Take a leg"


Make a wish?

Bwa Ha Ha!

No,no,no Doc X. There is something no one tells you about,no one prepares you for and thats the afterbirth!!!

For me it was a case of "Yes Im very glad its a healthy baby boy but WHAT THE F**K IS THAT!?! Quick burn it before it escapes!!!".

Oh well at least I know where the idea for starborn thing came from.

Oh my feckin sides. Carpetbeater??? And where does it say in the books that bond looks like Art Garfunkel?

Sooooooo sorry I wasnt here when he was about

I dont care who Bond is anymore as each film is worse than the last. They want to give it a rest and concentrate on some decent scripts. Less Moore era and more Connery thats what I say.

HALO JONES!!!No?

Ok then...Sooner or Later was utter madness...in a good way.Bring that back.

How about if it all went a bit Heat (film not gossipy mag)?

Nate "A cyborgs gotta do what a cyborgs gotta do & if you get in my way, well..."

Dredd "I'll do my utmost to take you down Slaughterhouse!Take you down to Chinatown."

Or some other better written macho claptrap.

Oi Nicolai,
I catch you spying on me again I'll bite yer legs orf! ;D

There was a discussion before on whether Dredd would put up with the Punisher and Grennie said "No way" so Im interested in where Mandroid is goin.

You could look at it as Gods way of bringing Pakistan & India together through shared crisis. Mysterious ways indeed.

What the hell is going on with this site??? I go away for a few days and when I come back its got nutjob tracers pretending to be nutjob yanks & now this guy! Has there been an amnesty on Trolls or sumfink? Or are they all one and the same?


Christ, wheres a bus queue of crack smoking chimps to plough through when you need one?

Thats a cracking cover! Would make a nice wraparound.


Soooooooooo, anyone got any ideas who the Bastard is?

And dont forget Fred Savage from the shitty Wonder Years.

If it had Punisher instead of Batman Id be accusing you of insider knowledge ;D