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I think therefore I am... errr I think?

Went into Argos yesteday... what I wanted had sold out, grump wasted journy etc. Ah ha thinks I, I'll try their web site... wot! nearly 4 quid delivery, not paying that! Google google... blimey Amazon sell them... ok, not quite what I'm looking for but it's HALF the price, lets add a really cheap cd and it's free delivery as well.

I think I'm gonna do all my shopping on the web...

Coming soon on Channel 4...

"Celebrated horror genius Garth Marenghi introduces his long-lost television project: a haunting medical drama set in Romford.

The best-selling writer is already known to hundreds as the creative force behind such classic chillers as The Ooze (can water die?), Afterbirth (a mutated placenta attacks Bristol) and Black Fang (rats learn to drive).

Darkplace was originally filmed in the 1980s and has since earned a cult reputation as one of the most terrifying and radical television programmes ever made."

Even now, Garth warns that the show, which he describes as an effort to radicalise men?s minds, may prove 'too subversive, too dangerous, too damn scary'.

Garth's got a mailing list...

Link: http://www.garthmarenghi.com/mailing_list_signup.aspx" target="_blank">Join his minions....

"To kill our Queen and destroy our lives, that's what every Scotchman wants!"

Not long now Garth fans....

In the meantime you can read the Chat Transcript

"Dean Learner : Plus I have a job lot of green food colouring lying around in the restaurant of Deano's (my bar) which we could use very inexpensively."

Link: http://www.channel4.com/community/showcards/G/Garth_Marenghis_Darkplace.html" target="_blank">A chat log that will shit you up...

Some great chopper action this week

Several laught out load moments again...

"Romford was the cruelist city..." Now that's how to start a novel!

>you'll be tearing open your shirt and crying manfully next

What? You mean there's men who don't do this?

I've stared running in slow motion everywhere... it makes you look more heroic somehow.

yeah, it's six in the series

Flipping Chicken...! It was even better than last week.

"YOu don't look at the strings at a puppet show!"

No long now... I'm getting my old specs out...

I'm started to worry about you now Paul...

Still that new Soul thing on the Beeb... it looks Garth-tastic!

Trailer tonight for a new drama Wire in the Blood starring the short-arsed Geordie one from Robson and Jerome that looks more than slightly Darkplace inspired.