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still cannot get in... seems to autoloop between to sites

I tried to look at it last night with little success... got to some advert page which then autoreloaded and crashed

Viz once had a 'Sub-editor's challange' to see what headlines they could get published in local papers... one classic was some like "Enormous Erection provokes anger" ... about the sighting of a mobile phone mask.

Freudian Ships

"We huddled down in our pinnace as it was born on the gushing foam into the dark cave!"

from Hornblower gets a blojob

No no no! Just remembered...the best Womble in a fight would be Super-Womble of the song of the same name when Mike Batt was very obviously running out of ideas...

The hardest Womble by far was the rare (in one episode only) dreaded McWomble!

When I was seven I met the Wombles in real life...

Art, expect a mysterious phone-call from someone with a strange buzzing voice some-time very soon.

That's much better!

but of course the dialogue should be 'Aiiiieeee! The Jaws! The Jaws'

That's not a proper shark - where's its hook?

Been drinking, Arthur?

Sin/Dex Bison cross-over, you just know it makes sense...

Soot under fingernails? Nail brush and soap... really dig fingernails into soap first.

I hate to worry you but carbon can leave permanent marks on/under the skin esp in combination of cuts and grazes? it?s a speciality of coal miners (there?s nickname for it up north??blueskin??)

Tik Tack (not too sure of the spelling) is a sign language used by on-course bookmakers in order to signal to each other when odds change...

Also used by arch twat John Macririck

"Double Carpet! Double Crapet!"

Now your mission, should you care to accept it, is to have them dancing in front of the Taj Mahal as I've seen on another site

There's nothing wussy about cooking... the best british spy of all time was a dab hand in the kitchen. The best chefs are blokes as well.