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Oh yeah and excessive eating as well, that pisses me off... It's a bloody cinema not a restaurant! Chomp chomp, bloody chop!

The worse offenders are those horrible smelling 'dogs' the emit a sickly fowl odour that infects half the auditorium.

Many years ago a pair of right barge arses sat in front of me and spent the whole first hour of the film non-stop noisily troughing and slurping... Thank god I thought when they had finally run out of food... But oh no, Mr fattie gets up and goes out to buy a load more tuck... Jesus they must have kept that cinema in profit on their own.

This may be mean but I absolutely refuse to pay the ridiculous prices of cinema food? I?ll smuggle in a bottle of pop and water and a packet of sweets or a bar

"how many killings?"

One of my all time hates... people who talk during films. I don't mind the odd quite comment but people who talk in a loud voice during the quite bits should be shot, no mercy.

Though I'll make some exceptions for midnight showings and of course in a comedy everyone laughing in the right places actually seems to make the film more enjoyable...

The odd girlie scream during The Ring was ok... the very loud 'Is that it?' was'nt

Jock, I think members of the Special Artists Service have to be able to draw Dredd at 3am... so I guess you're just not tough enough ;-)

Oh yeah loved the first series and loved this...

The faces of the poor victems when the latrine facilities was explained

"Why are seven out of then of the Regiment Scottish? Because we are all hard fuckers"

Class

Ah great smashing super keep out of the black and into the red nothing in this game for two in a bed give them a round of applease bfh bus fare home but first we've been sent this letter these are the throwers and these are the knowers and here, once again, is the dartboard with a difference can't beat Sunday without a bit of bully here's your bullies and tankards here's what you would have won I dont like nig nogs

lol
You are an evil man Mr Rennie...

"Hey I found a really good canine lovers site, what to take a look?"

Wait to the exam you cheating fecker

Ahhhh Richard and Judy

It's really sad, Dave ;-)

THere was a big article about this in the Guardian a few weeks back

Got to add Charlie the Squirrel. As a juve he was the first artist I really noticed as his style was so distinctive, great stuff (even the noses!)

I once read an sf short story that, as a throwaway, had gen engineered cute minature dinosaurs as pets. Also they were gened so you had to buy special, very expensive, food as they were designed to puke anythign else.

When I read several years ago I thought it was only a matter of time

I bought stuff with a debit card... I.e the cashpoint card you get with just about every curent account nowadays, you know Visa/Switch etc