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Here it is, as designed by DavidXbrunt, and available in all shops that sell plastic tat... sorry, collectable action figures... The BISON action figure!http://www.quirkafleeg.freeserve.co.uk/bison.jpg">

I'm melting!!!!

Link: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/showbiz/2481467.stm" target="_blank">More horror pix of the bady hanger

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Don?t stand too close to the radiator, dear? it?s the plastic surgery disaster quartet!http://theunderweardrawer.homestead.com/files/liza_minelli_wedding.jpg">

Have some dignity please...http://www.popbitch.com/images/boy_george.jpg">

*gak* *gak*

The greying/balding oldster variant:

I was 8(I think... memory going) for Prog 1

What! There's floats and bands... and bands and loads of guilds and bands and ... oh no! Philippa Forrester...

It's the Lord Mayor's Show on the telly... not seen that since I was a kid!

"The weekend is coming and it's time for a bath"

Passed 50 next stop 100...

"Who's funeral is it?"
"Yours"

"Yeah, but it's a dry heat"

Ah yes good story that... as is everything I've read by Bloch.. "I have the heart of a little boy... it's in a jar on my desk"

I Must Perform A Quirkafleeg

"Also, if you looked carefully at the audience of the Graham Norton Show which was on just before it, you would have seen me and Heather..."

No fair... you should give advance warning if you are gonna be on the gogglebox.

Bob... it's a while since I've seen it but doe'snt it have Black Lace in it singing about gang bangs in the worse club in the world... or was it all a dream?