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>real disappointment to wrap everything up in 2 minutes.

I remember looking at the clock and thinking... there's only 5 mins to go, the've go to have the credits... there's no way they can tie everything up now, is there going to be a surprise

I'm already getting bad feelings about next week... the annoying short-arse from 'let's do the Sting everyweeks for two series' and 'Garlic Bread! Garlic! Bread!' as well...

>The Beast's prolonged speech at the start was my favorite part,

I'm reliably informed great chunks of that were nicked from Milton...

For me far too much of it was nicked from Alien(s) and some of the writing was well slack ('Oh look there's the Tardis, that's handy'... 'Right we will imprison the Beast but let his mind or 'idea' or whatever allow to escape'... etc) and I'm the inevitable 'Humans are great!' speach in his funny voice is getting irritable now...

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I like Bonnie Langford

I'm not so sure how the end joke of Condors would go down to well (as it were) in school libraries

Carlos drew Condors, one of Ennis war stories, about from both of them

I've just noticed her neck's like a fucking giraffeâ??s

>That's after banning me for saying the same thing.

No I think he banned you because you called him a cnut.

You must stick to the CORE CONCEPT of English!

With his aside that he's trained people not to use emoticons I was tempted to sign up just to spam all my post with smileys. And mentions of 'thought ballons'.

You're a bad man, David... and you do that Bareback Mountains stuff far too well.

And there would never be any tension between Superman and Wonder Women as she's so obviously a lezza...

Oh... dear... god...

Well it's nice of him to totally sort out the philosopy of art for us. I'm sure all those great thinkers who have been pondering this will for years will be happy to now realise they can now devote their time to something else.

But he's totally wrong about Pollack. And Duchamp. And everything else really.

I thought it was one of those 'spot the difference' competitions... until I realised there were no differences.

Well Castle is the comedy-relief 'action' hero in the Dalek film... "Three, it's my luck number!"

But the bloke described as 'the boy with the knack' in the trailer is Ray Brooks, but it's for the Invasion Earth film (that had Cribbens as the comedy-relief 'action' hero - I shudder at the memory of the interminable Roboman comedy sketch)

>Was Roy Castle 'the boy with the knack' from the Dalek movie?

That was Ray Brooks of Mr Benn, Eastenders and a million voice-overs fame... because he was in the 'sex comedy' The Knack and How To Get It

He also produced special woo noises with a ten bob whistle he got off his dad (or something) when he played the Star Wars theme on Summertime Special... beat that Ant and Dec!

Oh and he was a multi-World Record tap dancer

Dedication! You've got to have, dedication! etc!