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Chortle.

Whenever I go from the warehouse to the kitchen in work, I always "commando" down the corridoor, blowing away imaginary charlies on the way.

You're a bit screwed then, cos I dont think you can wipe all except the operating system like you said. You'll just have to borrow someone elses copy and put yer bleedin firewall on before going to windowsupdate.com.

Thank god for that.

Yuck.

Erm, things to do....

Get a bloody driving licence, you lazy bastard!

Salvage a 486 so I can play UFO-Enemy Unknown again one last glorious time.

Skydive or something similar.

Do a full lettered and printed issue of my comic, even just one looking near satisfactory would be a golden chalice of aceness to me.

Get in a local band and rock the pants off the usual punk local shite band scene. Or just make a fucking awful racket and blow the pants off some groupies. Urgh.

Finish at least one of my twatting warhammer armies.

Find a girl I can love AND talk to like a friend, not a caged and underfed jungle beast.

Spend some real quality time with dad.

In one of the books, Ripley comes back as a clone or something, with no memories of Alien 3. She turns up on a big orbiting spce station thing with earth overrun with h'aliens.

Pisses me off that they didnt base the AvP film on one of the books.

I am Basic Lackey Man at the local Tesco Express.

All will die.

Arrr! AARRHGHH!!!

I'd like to be Bosun.

Sounds official, despite me having no idea of what the title means.

I wasn't really fully aware of how Morrison even fitted NEw X-Men into the marvel universe, as suddenly three quarters of the x-men dissapear leaving us with bast, logan, summers, jean and white queen. One cameo by Storm and one by angel, but wheres rogue (even though I never liked ehr) and the rest? i really liked the story and the art (specially Quitelys of course, slow bastard) but still, it miffed me.

I have to disagree on a few of these of course, namely Spawn and Y the last man... admittedly spawn went a bit gay around and after issue 100, but the classic and mid range stuff was great, I thought. and Y the last man was truly great!
i respect all peoples opinions but I am a bit miffed when people say they only read 1 issue and got pissed off cos they couldnt understand what was going on! But meh.

Worst comic... hmmm... Darkness of witchblade, or tomb raider. All just crap excuses for ass and tits, never liked marc silvestri (so you can imagine my dismay when he appeared to draw my second favourite comic, New X-Men. FUCKERS!)

GitM-Man Machine intereface was dodgy, also an excuse for ass and titties. But it looked so much nicer!

I dunno, I never buy comics that I dont like. Witchblade and that are some of the only ones of friends I've read, not got that many mates that are into comics.

I am Chimpanzor.

I live in a tree.

My tree is best.

For I am the Monkey Lord.

Bow to me.

At the bottom of my tree.

Bow to me.

Only to me.

Me.

Me.

Me.

Yeah doom 3 is great, not quite the blast fest that the originals were, but certainly a graphical monster and fun all the same. Don't like some bits though, like how the grunts are harder to kill than the imps...

We're of course forgetting the timelss..

I am the Law- by Anthrax!

I am the law! And you won';t fuck around no more!

As with the muck I have to put up with at work alongside the standard radio bollocks, our fat controller insists on being a fan of-

MEatloaf
Cher
Lionel Richie

I hear he likes queen but its hasnt been proven. Now theres something we have in common.

Whoops, that fooked up. Lets try again.

>>"Montsegur- Iron Maiden

Forest of October- Opeth"

Good choices, mate


Yeah I thought so! Rock on mudder fnukers.

I can now safely say that almost everything about the boarders here can be classed as at least "Mildly Obscure", looking at some of the musical tastes alongside everything else I've seen on here. Good job!