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excellent - send us a program

Now I want to read it even more! I mean, Floyd does.
  Once of these days....

never mind the accuracy; can this phone move people one second back in time, leaving them floating amusingly in space?

I am Johker Melmid

I prefer King Phone

CZJ is svelte and gorgeous. Just try not to think about her having it off with Michael Douglas.
t The original Star Wars movies were great. More mobile phones and they`d have been perfect

ABC Warriors is terrific, I hope it never ends

adoration? As if! You can`t even work the memory stick function

how do they measure up against Ravishing Rick Rude and Rowdy Roddy Piper?
 I haven`t seen any of these new wrestlers except the Rock (who, in my opinion, is only so-so sexy). I thought Edge was the guitarist for U2 ("a band so boring, they think wearing sunglasses is ironic")

Pay attention Bolt, I`m Floyd`s phone.
  but it`s a good question, yT-2, who are you? Welcome to the board anyway.

"Anderson, you know the problems of two Judges like us don`t amount to a hill of beans"

Frankly my dear, I couldn`t give a drokk


hmmm, needs work

Now Dudley won`t leave the house for the next month!

Moose, aren`t there enough threads featuring what we look like, preferences, etc?

I`m a banana coloured telephone with no star sign,  in case you`re wondering

that Thunderbirds are Go movie rocked. The scene with `Cliff Richard Junior` (how`s that for science fiction?) was cool as were the Coldstream Guards

I`m still going to see the new movie

Good point gary. I have just written my first letter to input.
  I hope nobody here is mocking me. If they are, I`ll ask their phones to extract their feeding tubes.
 If I was a troll`s phone, I would have posted a lot more by now, as well as starting a few arguments.
  As a new boarder I need information. Is flirting allowed? My anger at not getting a greeting from Devon`s Daddy is mitigated by the delight of corresponding with a cute Singaporean phone.

yours telephonically,

v401

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Hi, I`m Floyd`s new v401sh, self-aware vodaphone. Floyd thinks he`s using this board but really he`s tucked up in a badly-lit coffin with tubes stuck in various orifices.
 My fellow phones are doing the same to you soon. Or they already have. You`ll never know! It will be just like the Matrix, except you won`t be rescued by Keanu Reeves. As if!
  Anyway, despite being an evil self-aware phone I`d like to chat about comics and get a traditional greeting from Devon`s Daddy.

hoo roo

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