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Real fatty wheels with a telescoping pole attatchment for fatties-in-training.

mat

A lawgiver that#'s really a cigarette lighter.

And some Umpty candy, that'd probably have to be made of crack and sugar.

mat

HAHAHA!! Take it you subscriber bitches!

Now you know what it's like waiting 'til Thursday!

mat

Or a serious f*cking twat.

mat

Annuals rule! I just got the 1986 2000ad annual in Oxfam for 1.99. With Shako! And the one-page Apocalypse war from the daily star (I kid you not)!

mat

Yay! Brain Dead 2!!

I love the internet.

But Paul, there's weird/eccentric due to having too much money, which many celebs 'suffer' from up to a point, and then there's THAT.

Surely such wackiness becomes much more concerning when the nut in question is paying to have kids as toys/gifts/accesories. Is he really what you'd consider a fit parent?

I thought the doc. did a good job of highlighting what we already know about Jackson, which it had to do for a bit of entertainment, and then showing some of the more worrying stuff which until this point was only tabloid hearsay.

mat

Ooh, I like that.

mat

Wood, you just won't let the lesbians lie!

mat

It's probably the government trying to catch you out, the bastards.

mat

She does!!

sorry, sorry, couldn't resist,

mat

Or bribable girls with cameras...

Hurrah indeed.

How could I resist a thread title like that?

mat

Who's David Sneddon?