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all added and friend requests sent. I almost look popular now!

anyone else want to join me in my sad quest for friendship!?

I own gears of war, call of duty 3, pro evo 6. oh and table tennis! Currently playing gears of war badly online!

A couple of my mates have 360's and have quite a few games floating around. Thinking I may get rainbow 6 vegas next, thats supposed to be great as an online game.

Father Xmas or some other such fella left me an xbox 360. Now i'm online with it, i was wondering if any of you folks were too?

gamertag is stronty

come say hello and remember its not clever to continually shoot the noob in the head!

The regular Priest is off sick and a stand in is drafted in for confession. Its his first time and one of the church choir boys enters...

"Forgive me Father, for i have sinned, I have had rude thoughts about a girl" says the boy.

"Ah, son, you know that's wrong, but what would your usual Father give you for that?" says the Priest.

"Well normally i would have to say two Hail Mary's" the boy replies. The Priest agrees and suitably repentent the boy leaves.

A 2nd choir boy enters and admits to making improper comments to a girl.

"Ah, son, you know that's wrong, what would your usual Father give for that?" says the Priest. Again the reply is two Hail Mary's and the boy repents and leaves. New Father is getting the hang off this. A third boy enters...

"Forgive me Father, for i have sinned, I had a wank this morning" says the boy.

"Ah, umm," says the Priest, not knowing what to say, "and what would the usual Priest give for a wank?"

"A Mars bar and 50p Father."

Walking dead is really good. The cliffhanger at the end of 5 is killing me!

Also had the marvel zombies. That shaping up nicely. If we are talking monthlies, the boysd and latest deadman are pretty good.

Punisher Max hardcovers 1 + 2 arrived @ xmas. They are class.

"What are you dirty hooers doing on my planet?"

or

"Stick all the bits of brain in a plastic bag, Barry." - Derek - Bad Taste



"That's my mother you're pissing on. " - Lionel - Brain Dead

sky have been great with me. I upgraded to a sky+ box and within a couple of days it went tits up. Sky were out the next day replaced the whole shabang and its been fine since.

Telewest cable on the other hand have been dicking me about for the past week trying to fix my broadband. 2 new modems and 5 30min calls to the blueyonder help and still not working.

anyone with sky broadband?

well paypal refunded me my money as the seller never responded to their emails. Got it credited into my account today.

comics also arrived by recorded delivery today.....

which is a dilemma ....

Funnily enough, I am currently trying to get my money back from an ebay seller. Thought i'd add him to this post of dodgy wankers who don't send anything out, even though you email them 5 or 6 times. I'll let you know how i get on with paypal.

Link: http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=270042747707&ssPageName=ADME:B:BCA:UK:12" target="_blank">avoid  this ebayer

I've used Amazon loads and a lot of the time they can be slow. Sometimes things in stock will take a couple of weeks to arrive.

Try play.com. they have been quick recently. I got a walking dead tpb 2 days after ordering it online.

i like him. and i like russell brand.

and i saw the mighty boosh live and it was by far the funniest thing i have ever seen.

will i be okay?

i'd completely forgotten about pole position! that rocks!

and sport billy, i loved that. not sure about the twinging nether regions tho. I was more a Cheetara kinda kid.

This is turning into one of the threads I wish I'd never looked at. Too much stuff !! and too many tunes that stick in you head.

click the link, hum it tomorrow, don't blame me!

Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WxQs_YCIeY" target="_blank">tral la laa la lal la la

there's too many great themes to mention but keeping on a classic stop motion topic

Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oe2vpM_eJRw" target="_blank">don't go in there!

not only are we discussing fondling otters, but now people are openly admitting paying for the pleasure! it's wrong I tells ya!