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No he is fucking not LMS. Stop drawing a bad line through me. You know who he is on about and your ambiguous terrorism doesn't go in my effing wash. Right?

I know they are there for a reason. Im all for self promotion. But building a business is never interesting, it has to be done none the less.

Its called exposure and you have to take it as it comes...

Extract from WC Experts acceptance speech at the Pulitzer prize for GNs.

Its blummin borin. thats what it is. Its like sitting about watchin aLl those kids who decided to gamble. Sitting in the corner on me own castin a glare at them talkin amongnst 'emselves. Feels right patronising when they diegn to bother with you. One of 'em completely ignores me. not tharrIm bothered. Iss the way of the world innit. He just too hard hearted to forgive me the fings I done. Arh well. Merry Christmas kids...


Extract taken from "A Micheal Angel's Prayer".The new small rinsed version book, by Carlsborg ExpErt. In joke Incorperated.

Capricorn Poodle.
Poodleworld.
Jason and the Poodles.
Casino Poodle.
Field of Poodles.
20000 Poodles under the Sea.

The Poodle that Time forgot.

Warpoodles of Atlantis

Clash of the Poodles..

Journey to the Poodle of the Earth.

What did they say;Arch Nemesis, about the Mighty Boioosh?

Thanks to everyone who bothered with the kids this year.

You must be really proud!

;)

Im wanting to get my 8 year old daughter into great cult/comic style clothes and franchises. I'm thinking of the Incredibles for the PC. A novelty R2D2 telephone from Woolies.

But is there something else I could get her which talks to her more on a level?Trades, clothing lunchboxes or art sets?

btw shes well into her art.

The reasons are that balanced. Its not a case of "why don't we do it that way then," because it won't happen.Economics, make the difference and if they say do it that way people have to work accordingly.

I am sure you've all heard the story involving the family who moved to a poorer area. Even though they could afford a pricey house in a pricey district with priceyer amenities, they chose to live in the poorer section of the city/town/whereever. Why? Well, not to be part of the community to help in less well off families but to actually gloat at the other people, by souping up the home and amenities around them. They had the best front door. They had the best front gate. They had the best of everything and it would never have felt so good if it wasn't for all the envious eyes around them.

And the point is?

Yeah.Hum. My girlfriend is Arabic looking, man. She was born in St Helens. Her Mom refused to have her classed as muslim as her Dad would have been able to ruin their lives (the girls. she has a sister)He was selfish, arrogant and not so littley extreme. He did not care about the white woman he married and hated my girlfriend and used her younger sister to,as she puts it, put her through standard mental abuse.No form of terrorism justifies a religion. Not crusades not Serb/Croat thing not Hitler and not Al Quaedo Nintendo politics.
And no Australian is justified in their racism. So take being called a well off white cunt on the chin. Because what your fathers (and I now this is a sore point what with the prison island thing in the 18whatevers)did to abos, is tantamount to evil dictatorship. Maybe try and understand why you are being call this white cunt thing and use your obvious superiority to discuss this with the verbaliser.
If I knew that my actions were less likely to land me in prison over a confrontation than the other mans; I would be a lot calmer and swallow my pride and talk it out. Staying well out of stabbing distance (YES MCJUVE IT IS A STEREOTYPE. Its called using levity and stereotypism to explain a tricky situation.)and showing I knew I could kill the insignificent poor black dude if needs must.Then down to politics. Why is he calling me whi... Why have I caused him grief when I never met him. My dad says this about your dad. Is it not a shame that even in this generation theres not enough enlightened individuals who can put the horrors of what we did to people behind us?
The french hate the brits but when its an african gent they'll side with us! It makes me sick what my race did and does. I did not choose to be white the same way you did not choose who you are. Yet here I am and religion insists we did choose who we are. So how about you help me through this and I help you. One to one. And together we can work the bigger picture off the screen and to hell with them. Surely I would be able to actually make a new friend.

How do you make your friend see there is no honour in killing his own flesh and blood, that life is not his to give or take away(my dad used to tell me this and though he never meant it it seems oddly relevent when I hear about Dowery killings and Honour killings).It is Allahs judgement and not a certain faction of Muslims who reckon one day the whole world should be a Muslim. Hitler tried it. The Christians and Thomas de Torquemada tried it. Nobody let them do it and I hope these neo-fascists are duly crushed and scrubbed clean in a similiar process. The only thing that suffers and get the irony here please, is God's/Muhammed's/Bhudda's/Every other deity's good planet. You looking at the bigger picture yet?  

The proper approach can sedate the earnest of tensions.

It looks like a random 'chinning'.

Wha! I cant think, thats too funny :D lol. Bwahahaha! Genius.

 I love the fact he has to hunker down into his neck to get the appropriate thrust.

;)

Yes. I hate it when Im right. Plasti-skin is being developed today. The titanium jaw would have been ghoulishly 70s handsome but why have it if there is no excuse not to.Maybe well get to see how hard that sucker is when Rico gets into a fight.You can have storyline after storyline of the scrape that chins going to get into. Am I spoiling it for everybody saying this?

"Frugal tasks!"