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If it's your own image, resize it & re-upload it.
If not, you should probably start looking for an awful lot of dip...

[Pat Mills has ginger hair!]

The one thing I'm surprised nobody's mentioned yet:

Pat Mills has ginger hair!

"As I'm a six foot skinhead most people don't stop when I say hello.

Well, yeh, but you're not exactly an intimidating six-foot skinhead, are you? I think it's probably more the fact that a complete stranger is trying to engage them in conversation. Walking down the street isn't really the best place to meet people. Try looking towardss somewhere a bit more... social. I dunno, the gym's a good start. Get a part time job as a glass collector?

"by the sounds of it theres no one who frequents this place that gets less than Max. He should be the boards poster boy and if your getting out or laid less then you might as well end your existance as soon as possible."

A little harsh, Shaz? Max may be an awkward desperate teenager with a knack for saying exactly the wrong thing, but that's what 16 year-old lads do.

Mind you, one day he'll look back on this thread and beg Wake to delete it...

I did that once.


Or twice...

Sage words, DXB. Here's some more:

"They get the washing clean in the same machine as you soil it
They pay attention to you when you think you've got something to say
They've got the sweetest feet and they don't piss on the seat of the toilet
They live a few more years and they've still got hair when it's grey
Don't wanna see the guys (don't wanna see the guys)
Just wanna look in their eyes (just wanna look in their eyes)
I like girls cos' girls are better than boys

They give you sleepless nights and their breath smells good in the morning
And they look better than you when they dress in your favourite gear
They make your sickness fun and your mum was the one you were born in
And they don't pick fights in the street for a couple of beers
And when they're naked you see (and when they're naked you see)
That Mother Nature agrees (that Mother Nature agrees)
I like girls cos' girls are better than boys"

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Oh, get a room...

I know that - "Dat vas der J?ke"

Erm, let me get this straight, Jimmy: You've got a 16 year-old boy making a video of his first meeting with his girlfriend for you, a man he met on the internet...?

Er, that was supposed to be Ted Danson (Sam from Cheers)...

I thought this had been settled back in the 80's...
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Not yet. Sometime this year.

"shame about lara, she had great tits too"

And a fine temporary monarch they made, too...

Nein. I haf giffen up der humour as ein bad job...