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Fix it yourself! Tsk. Call yourself a techy...

Ah, good. I was looking for somewhere to hang my ten coats...

A 720p downloadable version would do the trick nicely.
Where would I find such a thing?

Hope she's back quickly and without incident, Locusts.

Buy it and dye it. That's what I did with my Blitzspear shirt.

Yes, bleeding edge topical humour always goes down well.

[throes]

No, I don't know what 'throes' means either, but there it is.

throes
plural noun pains, spasms, pangs, fit, stabs, convulsions, paroxysm The animal twitched in its final death throes.
in the throes of something in the midst of, in the process of, suffering from, struggling with, wrestling with, toiling with, anguished by, agonized by, in the pangs of The country is in the throes of a general election.

Balls to it. As per usual, life prevented me from getting anywhere near to finished.
I say again: Balls to it.

Don't suppose there's a downloadable 1080p version of the trailer knocking around, is there? I'd quite like to stick it on my media player in the living room and force all my visitors to watch it in massive-o-vision.

I did see that and, by my reckoning, that would have made you over 60 stone, but I'm not that confident of my maths either, so I kept schtum!

Thank Grud Case Files 13 is still full price. I ordered it from Amazon yesterday!

Also, Bioshock 2 isn't half as atmospheric as the first. Where are the bloody wall-crawlers? If it's set a decade after the first, shouldn't the Splicers be *more* fucked up, rather than less?

Sorry no females, my female friends are English students or drunk so...we'll leave it at that.

We could use a few drunk female English students around here.

Anyway - welcome. Make yourself at home.
No - not *that* much at home. Just, I dunno, grab a chair or something. Have a biscuit. Jeez...

im contemplating rushing off to buy a big bunch of grapes and asking him to get some reclining shots of me on the chaise, covering my modesty. Then getting the pic blown up and framed so its the first thing people see when they enter my house.
SBT

You should *definitely* do that.
Also, I'm never coming to your house.










Of course, having said that, I realise the congregation of scantily clad burlesque-style female types would almost certainly compensate for the worry factor of the fruit & two veg display. Is that a kiwi fuit poking out at the bottom?

On the way in: Sky Babies by The Wildhearts (It's over eleven minutes long, and *much* better than listeniing to some bloke in a dress who didn't know me telling everyone how nice I was).

As my coffin goes down the conveyor belt to fiery oblivion: The theme tune from Bod

On the way out: Not sure yet. Possibly Satan by Orbital & Kirk Hammett