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#1
Classifieds / 2000AD Extreme Edition 15
31 January, 2013, 03:43:01 PM
Hi has anyone got a spare copy of 2000AD Extreme Edition 15 that they would be prepared to sell to me?  Cheers. Please email me privately if you are gary.grayATclara.co.uk massively appreciated!
#2
General / Questions
14 May, 2002, 05:38:30 AM
Questions for the scojo, and I've filled in the answers for him. I apologise
already for it being so cruel. I'm sure you guys can think of loads more.
This is the last thing I'm saying on scojo ever. I actually tried to discuss
his screenplay by email by giving him loads of suggestions, hints, tips,
tricks and all I got back was self serving nonsense.He's now in my killfile.

1. Why are you such a fucking twat ?

Answer. Another point, it's not that I'm a twat it's your misconception of
my innate greatness as the greatest screenwriter the world has ever seen.

2. Why is your screnplay as dull as cat's shite ?

Answer : It's on another plane of creativity that you cannot hope to
understand, I know that it is the most exciting thing ever.

3. Do you have any mates in this world ?

Answer : Huh, friends they can't hope to keep up with my massive intellect,
I am the best there ever was at everything. (so, that's a no then ?)

4. Why do you continue to post to the ng when you piss everybody off ?
Answer : How dare you insinuate that I piss people off, THEY piss people off
it's their lack of understanding I UNDERSTAND what I am saying, How can I
hope to let the world know about my innate greatness as a the best writer
ever.

5. Do you stink of wee ? (sorry, but I couldnae resist putting this in)

Answer : My smell is my smell, how dare anyone concentrate on something so
trivial as odour when I am the greatest.

6. Have you ever accepted criticism from anyone, ever ?

Answer : Another thing, the teachers at school were wrong, I wasn't slow, it
was I was operating on a different plane of supreme consciousness and
abiklity to everyone else.

7. Why do you ignore any good points that people make and just insult them
with the most trivial of things ?

Answer : It's their fault, it's not mine, everything is their fault, I may
piss my pants on occassion but it's their fault, I was too busy dreaming of
the day my Dredd script is acceped as the TRUE Dredd script that is greater
than anything John Wagner has ever done ever. Oh, and Alan Moore as well.

8. Do people cross the street when they see you coming in case you start
saying they are wrong for walking on that side of the street ?

Answer : Pfft.