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#811
Film & TV / Re: Last movie watched...
11 October, 2015, 11:12:39 PM
Quote from: Mardroid on 11 October, 2015, 02:56:38 PM
Sundown: The Vampire in Retreat.

This film was new to me, when I came across it on the Horror channel. When I saw from the sypnosis that it starred Bruce Campbell, I decided to record it. I only got round to watching it recently over two nights. (I was so tired the first night a couple of weeks back, I drifted off during the film. Not due to boredom, this really was a case of the mind being willing but the body was weak.)

It seems this film came out in 1989.

It's basically a kind of horror (although not a particularly scary one) comedy western. Western, in the sense that it plays with Western tropes, i.e. the small town in the West setting, characters, music and gunplay. And a gang of vampires on horseback turn up too.But it's set in the modern (well 80s) day so there are trucks, cars, etc. too.

It is very, very silly. But it KNOWS it is. The affects are pretty bad too but again, they're played for laughs. The premise follows a town in the West which is a last haven for vampires who wish to experience modern life and get along with humans although there are few actual humans in the town. (I think the only ones are those that turn up in the course of the film, namely a man and his family who created the blueprints of a blood substitute machine, three youngsters, and a bumbling descendant of Van Helsing played by Campbell.) They do this with the aid of sunglasses, sunblock and a strange yellow coloured blood substitute. They even sit around in the local diner with their food going mouldy for appearances sake in case any humans pass through. (They don't eat it you see. Why they leave it out for days on end without changing it, I'm not sure. Probably because not all that many humans pass through, and they're lazy, I guess.)

Except of course, there's a large proportion of the vampires who want to go back to the old ways... Kind predictable, I know.

I was amused that the Head Vampire (Count Mardulak) has a surname similar to my own, played by the late great David Carradine*. (I share the first syllable of my surname with the count. It's a happy coincidence that 'Mardroid' is one letter different from a cyborg character in the Dreddverse.)

The film is very silly. The acting is cheesy. It's not a good film, but it is amusing and  I found it entertaining.

As for Campbell, he only turns up some way into the film. It was interesting seeing him play this bumbling clumsy geek character rather than the, well, equally bumbling but generally much more suave and tough characters I seem to associate him with. Okay, that's mainly Ash** (although he's not all that suave) and the Prince of Thieves character from Hercules/Xena. To be fair he has played other kinds of characters.

*Why did you have to die in such a stupid way Mr. Carradine. Dear me.

**Side-note: I am so stoked for the new Ash vs. the Evil Dead series coming to Starz this Halloween! But I don't have Starz! Aaaagh!

David Carradine and assuming your talking about the guy fromKung-Fu, (He has brother called John[/b , I believe!)  I recall reading about how he was found after accidently killing himself doing something. A very embarrassing way to go for such a man and I always thought the lisp (Wether intentional or not!) was a bad idea in for the Kill-Bill films.

#812
Film & TV / Re: Last movie watched...
11 October, 2015, 01:20:12 PM
Almost watched Rollerball, all the way through, but only the first 20 minutes really.

Really, because I have short span of attention sometimes. Some of you may know why I bothered to look up You-Tube for the full version of the film. Since I was currently broke (Yet, not for long!) and just eager to see how the game works from what I watched of it.

Then Google searched for the rules and found this......

Fact-Sheet & Rules of the Game

I just wanted to compare it with another game.

Like could you imagine Celts chasing severed head around on frozen pond or small lake with a small island in the middle that is actually in a pit where people can look down from the rim and see the action below. Players access the rink from a tunnel going under the frozen lake back up and out of the centre of the island. Where they use bladed-footwear to skate around after the ball... I mean the disembodied head!

I'm not exactly sure what might pass for motorcycles in those days, but horses may be wrong and then I thought, sled dogs like Huskies. Maybe Wolves, or Wolf-Hounds and even that didn't seem right. 

Heads enter the playing fields by a thrower or a catapult (If they're really lazy!) and I can only assume the goals are either edge of the pit, but down below inside the wall and with some sort of gnarly funnel like contraption to catch the former thinking, seeing, hearing, breathing, talking, eating appendage. Tumbling them all the way back to Cythrawl. Yes, know you all know I'm definitely talking about Slaine now.

It's like killing two birds with one stone......as these heads fly directly down on the capital city of Gulagg making some sort of platter on they're pavements.

Some time earlier this very night as well, I started watching San Andreas with my father and it was already twenty minutes into it. By the time I had got around to watching this and then I sat through the beginning again to see something that could only remind me somebody riding on a dragon to rescue his ex-wife from the top or burning of wicker-man. Which might mean druids have certainly come up a lot in (At a guess...) the last 1500 years all caused by the effects of a miniature Ragnarok type of catastrophe.

Like, I have been thinking that anybody living east of the fault line should move over to the right and keep going until they're in Texas. Yet, maybe the entire continent east of Los-Angeles goes under while the rest becomes it's own small island.

Which leads me to believe if Cathbad and Slough Feg and the other guy with the funny hat are working together.  Kind of like a reversal of three of the five Istari of Middle-Earth, one of which had a falling out with the other two.

The film will be repeating itself all night and until five next morning!

Thanks for putting up with my dribble :D   

#813
Film & TV / Re: Current TV Boxset Addiction
11 October, 2015, 12:22:32 PM
Must get the box set of Monty-Python's-Flying-Circus.. the entire collected series. I sure it's still available to buy first hand. 

#814
Film & TV / Re: THe Fomorian
10 October, 2015, 04:32:05 AM
Really wanted to call this thread.......A Good Reason Not To Offer Rations to Strange Looking Children , but you know that's not possible!

Then I had some silly ideas, that because of further budget restraints, they could reverse-morph a real kid to the goblin thing that obviously bit the man because he just gave him a cracker soaked in Goblin-Mutagen.

More Eugenics!!! 
#815
Film & TV / THe Fomorian
09 October, 2015, 08:19:55 AM
This one had completely evaded my radar when this was made  about eight years earlier or may be earlier.

Short and Disappointing, maybe they had something better planned, not with budget restraints.

Looks more like Goblin, bit the unfortunate Celt and slow turned into a Fomorian. That's was my last summarisation.

#816
Games / Re: Last game played...
09 October, 2015, 02:26:56 AM
Quote from: ThryllSeekyr on 08 October, 2015, 10:53:08 PM
Fans of Slaine might like to check out Blood Bowl Two just to watch the Wood-Elves who are very much like  northern tribes of the Danu. who were actually supposed to be Elves in the actual mythology. Now, they just might be cross-over who seem more graciously bare-able than the haughty High-Elves as they bow and scrape with little effort and deliver high altitude kicks so much borrowed from the Far-East. That I'm sure Bruce-Lee had taught them all.

Although, it does irk me a little that this is how the Salmon-Leap attacking unarmed is realised in a game based on Warhammer Fantasy.  I might have had them leaping on the shoulders of the opposing team members to back flip off of them while knocking them soundly on the noggin before they land on the other side. Just a pity they aren't allowed their swords and spears. Yet, still equating to awesome example of these Wood-Land-Fae..

I even made a team of these guys called the Red-Branch-Knights and named all of them after these.....


I even made a team of these guys called the Red-Branch-Knights and named all of them after these.....


Finding a spot for all the male Red-Branch-Knights and wondering why Cyanide never had females in a lot more of the fantasy teams, aside from the Amazons (Not yet in this installment of the game!) and Dark-Elves where only two of them can be Witches.  Of course, I understand Grid-Ron was never a female sport, they are strictly just cheer-leaders and that was that!

Naturally, Slaine had to be the War-Dancer with that large hair,

Gundan and the other one he fought and  lost against when in contest for the king's portion are Catcher and Thrower. That kind of sounds intimate when reading it like that.

Mongan is the only one with a small beard. 
#817
Quote from: GordonR on 03 July, 2015, 09:24:54 AM
]http://www.empireonline.com/news/story.asp?NID=44763]

Surprised this hasn't been mentioned so far.

Sorry to hear the Kick Starter for this didn't succeed and sorry I couldn't help either. They were so far from their goal, I don't think I would have made much difference too.

Of course, listening the actor who was Crow the Elf in the original remind actual, potential and failed pledgers talking about how cool it would be for his cameo identity in the proposed sequel to meet the new Crow kind creeped me out a bit. Didn't choose his words properly there, but still awesome archer....perhaps :/
#818
Quote from: Dark Jimbo on 06 October, 2015, 07:24:21 PM
Quote from: Hawkmonger on 06 October, 2015, 10:24:17 AM
Don't think theirs been an actual shark movie since Deep Blue Sea. A movie, though dreadful, I will confess a soft spot for.

Only if you don't count those hokey straight-to-video types beloved of the Syfy channel - otherwise there's been (among others) Sharknado 1, 2 and 3, Shark Attack 1, 2, and 3, Megaladon, Shark in Venice, Shark Alarm, Dinoshark, Ghostshark, Hammerhead: Shark Frenzy, Jurassic Shark, Sand Shark, Sharktopus 1, 2 and 3, Swamp Shark, Shark Zone, Raging Shark, Malibu Shark Attack, Psycho Shark, Roboshark...

Somebody's probably working right now on Ninja Shark, Zombie Shark and Pirate Shark.

They look like the ones I meant that are trashy...
#819
Games / Re: Last game played...
08 October, 2015, 10:53:08 PM
Fans of Slaine might like to check out Blood Bowl Two just to watch the Wood-Elves who are very much like  northern tribes of the Danu. who were actually supposed to be Elves in the actual mythology. Now, they just might be cross-over who seem more graciously bare-able than the haughty High-Elves as they bow and scrape with little effort and deliver high altitude kicks so much borrowed from the Far-East. That I'm sure Bruce-Lee had taught them all.

Although, it does irk me a little that this is how the Salmon-Leap attacking unarmed is realised in a game based on Warhammer Fantasy.  I might have had them leaping on the shoulders of the opposing team members to back flip off of them while knocking them soundly on the noggin before they land on the other side. Just a pity they aren't allowed their swords and spears. Yet, still equating to awesome example of these Wood-Land-Fae..

I even made a team of these guys called the Red-Branch-Knights and named all of them after these.....

SUBMITTING NOW BECAUSE COMPUTER IS PLAYING UP AND I"M WORREDI I MIGHT LOSE MY WORK......         
#820
That one wasn't so bad.
#821
That last one, surely a premise based on Rokea!

I did leave some negative commentary under that You-Tube about all the trashy shark movies being made now, on top of some of the actual Jaws sequels.
#822
It's hard to find!
#823
Do they have a picture of the new book. They usaully advertise 2000AD GNs before they're even printed.
#824
Film & TV / Re: Westworld - TV Series
05 October, 2015, 08:02:54 PM
This really looks promising.....


I wonder if they still get the hands wrong in this one.
#825
Games / Re: New Warhammer Games
04 October, 2015, 07:00:20 PM



Not officially me, but of similar facial hair.