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Lets not forget ARSEGYKE.

If douchebags and sleazebags are items that are used for swerry wurds, then what about
fannypad
arsepipe
fudplug
And any Scotsman worth his sa't should be able to be abusive in several languages, so to any Polish boarders:
-Kurwa
-Kurwa mac
-Shalonay Kurwa
and Latin American:
-cete hones
-putah
-cabron
Sven Hassel turns up some interesting Russian, i think 'grabit' might be 'arsehole'.

We ah ken Oor Wullie is a felchin' wee cockbreath shitehole!

Isn't 'shmuck' jewish?
Douchebag certainly sounds it too.
And twot is lame, as is Jerk off.
Divot and hand shandy is better.
The best swearing has to be in Urdu-
(spelling doesn't matter here, they use different characters)
Gohroo Soodah:
Bull- fucker
Try saying that to an Islamic waiter on your next jaunt to the curry house. It is swearing and sacrelige in one! The Bangladeshi who told me this would only whisper it. Yet he F'd and C'd as good as anyone- he was a scouser!

Buckie is fur poofs- Eldorado is a proper wino drink- so Fuckyeez! }@

Whit the fuck is goin on here eh? Ah go off tae ma arsehole work for a few fuckin oors, an every cunt turns intae a fannybaws wi fuckin tourettes syndrome. Ah've nivir seen sic a load o' erse in ah ma bastardin days. Fit pish ye's ah speak!

Soapy Soutar?
Fud
Fat Boab? Whit a wanker.
Wee eck? Midget dwafish bastard.
Awa' an lie in yer ain pish, ye's whoors.

Tis them. Found it while reading issue 1034 for Al's Baby 3.http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h134/Dog_Deever/phonecards.jpg">

Slapnuts
sorry
Slipnot

Buckie, Ministry, Flux?
You're talkin my language

Can YOU smell the nu smell?

Pity 'FUCKING CUNTS TREAT US LIKE PRICKS, FUCKING PRICKS TREAT US LIKE CUNTS' album is so DIRE!

What about CONFLICT then?
Oi Polloi played in Elgin about 3wks ago.
Boot down the doors.....

Ministry

Quite possibly the only band in history to have a 'Bone Technician' as part of their road crew!
I shit you not!
Today i found:
Flux of Pink Indians- Strive to Survive Causing the Least Suffering Possible.

Anarcho-Shouty noise!
THEY LIE, WE DIE; THEY LIE WE DIE; THEY LIE, WE DIE; THEY LIE, WE DIIIIIEEEEEEE!

that would be MUSIC thread- it's late!

Jimmy Nail? JIMMY NAIL? JIMMY FUCKIN NAIL!

Sell your guitar, put your coat on, and kindly leave this MUIC thread!

}@

(joking)

I remember the 'shes lying' line, can't think what it was though.

L7 bush on the Word was quality too.
Incidentally, the Blaggers were on the Word too- complete with heavy mob security to keep the fascists at bay. Cool or what?
Dog Deever is RENT-A-DIS.
Anyone Anywhere Anytime


"Push the button, connect the god-damn dots....."

NO WAY. L7 kicks those bints asses sideways. Rules and Regulations was great. Love is the Slug weren't so good, then they went all glam and got into the charts and did a really ARSE one about the Thunderbirds. They are not fit to lick the sweat off a dead mans balls.

It was L7's guitar player. Quality riot girls! Sick chicks r more fun! Best all female group EVER, bar none, not even the Slits!
That Blaggers album is called Bad Karma, i just labelled it wrong.

I recently dug up L7- Bricks are Heavy on a scabby old tape (sure you remember- plastic case, full of brown stringy stuff, always unfurls in a car stereo?). Forgot how good it was, and it's got the Ministry on the other side. TV 2- Quality.
In the same drawer i also found The Blaggers ITA- 1994. Eccshelent!