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I'll just add also that, like Arial, it was designed as a screen font and was never originally intended for print in the first place.

I like... Palatino. Much *much* nicer and more interesting than Times.

I also like the thinking behind this website. :)

//http://bancomicsans.com/home.html

Sez the guy who's specialised in this area of comedy for years. I can only assume you've never been called out on this due to your status as one of the Big Three. (That was actually four).

Despite your obvious spoiling for us to kick off, I'm actually not going to bite. You used to be able to have a laugh with. Sadly no more it seems.

There were five in the Big Three, btw. :p

Oh. A gay joke, real mature. Y'know it's people like you who made my life a misery. I'm gay okay, is that enough for you?


PS I'm not gay.

Who said anything about being gay? I merely implied that you rammed things up your arse.

[PEANUT BUTTER IS BETTER THAN MARMITE.]

PEANUT BUTTER IS BETTER THAN MARMITE.

You do know that Astroglide is made specifically for the job you're talking about?

After all these years (and sketches aside), I've still only got these two pieces of original art.

Does nobody else think that he looks like that Welsh so-called child prodigy from the 80's who later became a woman?

The JimBob summoning spell has been cast!

[Fundamentalist Television®]

Heh. :) That reminds me of:

Fundamentalist Television®

6.00: G-Had TV.
Morning prayers.

8.30: Talitubbies.
Talitubbies say "Eh-oh". Dipsy and Tinky-Winky repair a Stinger missile launcher.

9.00: Shouts of Praise.
More prayers.

10.00: The Apprentice.
Ten young Muslims complete a variety of tasks each week - one of them will be recruited by prominent Islamist leader Muqtada al-Sadr into a top position in the Mahdi Army.

11.00: Jihad's Army.
The Kandahar-on-Sea battalion repulse another attack by evil, imperialist, Zionist backed infidels.

12.00: Ready, Steady, Jihad!
Celebrities make lethal devices out of everyday objects.

12.30: Panoramadan.
The programme reports on America's attempts to take over the world.

13.30: Xena.
Modestly dressed housewife Xena stays at home and does some cooking.

14.00: Only Fools and Camels.
Dhal-Boy offloads some Chinese rocket launchers to Hamas.

14.30: Green Peter.
The total of Kalashnikovs bought by the milk bottle top appeal is revealed.

15.00: Madrasah Challenge.
Two more Islamic colleges meet. Bambah Kaskhain asks the questions. 'Starter for ten, no praying.'

15.30: I Love 629.
A look back at the events of the year, including the Prophet's entry into Mecca, and the destruction of pagan idols.

16.00: Question Time.
Members of the public face questions from political and religious leaders.

16.30: Countdown.
Can the American prisoners defuse the bomb in their cell before the timer runs down?

17.00: Koranation Street.
Deirdrie faces execution by stoning for adultery.

17.30: Middle-East Enders.
The entire cast is jailed for unislamic behaviour.

18.00: Holiday.
The team go on pilgrimage to Mecca. Again.

18.30: Top of the Prophets.
Will the Koran be No.1 for the 63,728th week running?

19.00: Who wants to be a Mujahadin?
Mahmoud Tarran asks the questions. Will contestants phone a mullah, go 'inshallah', or ask the Islamic council?

20.00: FILM: Shariah's Angels.
The three burkha-clad sleuths go undercover to expose an evil scheme to educate women.

21.30: Big Brother.
Who will be taken out of the house and executed this week?

22.00: Imam Ted.
Sitcom about three imams who live on a tiny island in the Persian Gulf. This week, Imam Dhuga'il accidently burns down the mosque, while Imam Jakh is stoned to death for drinking alcohol.

22.30: Shahs in their Eyes.
More hopefuls imitate famous destroyers of the infidel.

23.30: They think it's Allah over.
Quiz culminating in the 'Don't feel the Mullah' round.

Midnight: When Imams Attack.
Amusing footage shot secretly in mosques. The filmers were also secretly shot.

00:.30: The West Bank Show.
Arts programme looking at anti-Israel graffiti art in the occupied territories.

01.30: Bhuffi the Infidel Slayer.

02.00: A book at bedtime.
The Koran. Again.

There's some fantastic stuff there, but their complete inability to include subtitles earns them a kick in the ringpiece.

...as a designer, it's worth sacrificing 15% of the end result for the time saving...

Cheers!

Jim

And after all that, the client sits on the proof for a fortnight and then wonders why the deadline's been missed.

Here ye go Larf: //http://myweb.tiscali.co.uk/johnjf/brian_bolland_e/index.html

There was an older site where he showed you how he did a Batman and Zombies cover, it was great. The Gotham Nights tutorial is nice here though...

There's a far more up-to-date version at //http://www.brianbolland.net/

i learned that the reason STICKING YOUR VICKS  up at people was an insult due to the medievil practice of cutting off outlaws fingers to stop them firing bows



Its bullshiv.

I was always led to believe that it comes from the Battle of Agincourt. Or is that bobbins as well?

Skeletal Family - Promised Land

Great song, rubbish video. Could they look any more uncomfortable?

//http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=41AqlPjc-Wc

Of course there's still the real concern that after being given the money, the banks stick two fingers up to everyone.

I remember being really embarrassed during a pop quiz in primary school when I was about 9 after I put my hand up for one question and proudly said in a big voice that G.I. stood for Genetic Infantryman. Damn you, Finlay-Day!