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The only thing we found really shit was Jackie's "Doctor? What doctor? Doctor *who*?" line at the beginning, which ranks alongside Peter Cushing's cringe-inducing introduction of "I am Doctor Who".

"Hang on. That's the Lion King" had me laughing like a twat, though. ;)

I *really* enjoyed that, and can't wait for the new series. That Cyberman looked great. :)

I'm still certain that Rock Me Amadeus by Falco has the phrase "monkey cunt" in it.

If anyone receives any dodgy or odd emails from Malchi and I, please ignore them. I've caught a fucking virus that's going apeshit sending out emails.






You can stop laughing now, Eyebrows, you evil git. ;)

I like this thread. It's like watching a car crash, backwards, in slow motion, involving Duncan Norvelle, Dustin Gee and 12 hundredweight of handbags.

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Wouldn't it saved a lot of time to just name this thread "Oi! Mulcher! No!"? ;)

[Bump, bump, bumpety bump]

Saw this for the first time last night and although it contained some great bits, on the whole as a film it was "meh" and made me lose interest watching it (see also Hulk).

Some great CGI for the monsters and insects, but the insertion of the actors in those parts (especially the stampede) was *very* badly done and was like watching early 80s blue-screening.

Won't be adding this to our 'to buy' list and don't think I'll ever sit through it again, tbh.

'Flesh Book 3: Men in Chaps'?

I'm enjoying Need for Speed Underground 2 at the mo, which, IMO, knocks spots off the newer Most Wanted bunch of poo.

and an hilarious clip from the TV series of Batman staring Adam West.

What's the betting that it'll be this...?

"Ringside table, Batman?"
"No thanks, I'll stand at the bar. I shouldn't want to attract attention."

I'm surprised the programme actually needed to be watched to realise how bad it obviously is. The title alone lets you know that it's aimed at the same sad knackers that are turned on by the sea of shapeless bints in boob tubes in the *awful* Need for Speed Most Wanted.

Female cop (in boob tube): "I want to look...under his hood."

[cue ratboys and saddos frantically beating themselves off]

Zoids: Genesis

"Aieee! Mecha-Phil Collins!" ;)

so I appropriated my housemate's stage name

Where's your imagination, man?! Something along the lines of 'Dusty Spadge' or 'Cornelius Smurf' would've been *far* more interesting. Wasted opportunity there. Tsk! ;)

Great coverage of the mag, although a real shame it didn't make it into the later editions.

When I was 19, my mum thought it would be an *excellent* idea to buy me a brown and tan tank top, for some unknown reason. Rather than try and hide my displeasure, though, I seem to remember that I went ape shit.

Let's hope the last panel doesn't consist of a close-up of Dredd's hand holding a pot of Astro Glide. ;)

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