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What goes 'Clip-clop. Clip-clop. BANG! Clip-clop. Clip-clop'?



An Amish drive-by shooting.

What big, pink and hard?


A pig with a flick-knife.

What's grey, sits at the bottom of the bed and takes the piss?


A kidney dialysis machine.

What's blue and fucks old people?

Hypothermia.

What's green and smells of pork?


Kermit's finger.

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Although done and posted already ages ago...

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Two for the price of one from me (admittedly with some serious cheating in Photoshop). ;)



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According to the Inaccurate Movie Database, he's written Episode 8.

Plastic Mickey

I thought all the female Autons were too covered up to notice, actually. ;)

Nothing beats gay Judge Death.

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"The fleet'sss in! Hello, sssailor!"

From what I've seen, Bowen statues range vastly in quality from the 'Wow!' to the "I'm special!".

Was the Miracleman 'I've-just-come-into-my-palm' statue one of his or someone else's (maybe McFarlane or someone).?

I seem to remember reading somewhere that all the original masks would've long disintergrated (without the help of an energiser), but I wonder if Doomlord's frock is still knocking around somewhere.

After more than a week of being handcuffed to a bed and kept as a sex puppet, I return to the board after a short breakette from it with a crap, zombiefied doodle.


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I'm not kidding. I'm afraid you *did* expose your back end, purely so it could have its photo taken. You were *completely* wankered that night.