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Ah the memories. That expression, coupled with the breakfast tray of doom and the inability to remember exposing him arse the night before. ;)

Suddenly, I'm reminded of the Saturday morning at Bristol last year. ;)

More smugness over here!

Huzzah! Perhaps we should start a club like the Double Deckers. All the bitter people can take it in turns to be Melvyn Hayes. ;)

Permission to look smug? ;)

Nuuuuuurgh! That, of course, would've been some kind of *Med* Judge. :s

There was also one in (IIRC) The Witness that was performing an autopsy with robotic surgical tools that were on the sides of his helmet. Brilliant. :)

I thought McCarthy's wok-like Judge helmets were great.

Tbh, I don't think there are *any* hard and fast rules when it comes to the other Judge departments (with the possible exceptions of Psi and SJS). Tek, Med, Riot etc can be pretty much what you want them to look like, assuming they still actually look like MC1 Judges of some description.

My personal favourite Tek Judges have always been Brendan McCarthy's.

Remembering a little of the casualty simulation makeup we used to do in St John's many years ago (not a *word*, Eyebrows), one thing you can do easily is blistered, burnt or missing skin using Copydex and makeup. Paint an area of (as hairless as possible) skin with the Copydex and let it dry. Pinch the centre of the dried glue and pull away from the skin until it splits, then let go. This leaves a crater of skin in the middle of the glue which can be coloured pink or red depending on what kind of efect you want. Use face powder on the glue area to take away the shine and blend it in with the rest of the person's skin.

Any 3D stuff, like exposed windpipes, can be made out of play doh or plastercine and held in place with the Copydex.

Hope this is some help.

To convert an AVI to an MPEG, you 'll need an MPEG encoder like this one.

Link: http://www.tmpgenc.net/e_main.html" target="_blank">TMPGEnc

I thought it was ok, although there were parts that made me cringe in a *big* way. Thanks to that Piper bitch, I'm seriously considering changing my surname now. ;s

He's not going to go to Dr Who/Sci-Fi cons

Isn't it a little early for him to be up his own arse?

The thing that's got me *really* worried that this may well be shit is something that Billie Piper said on Parkinson last week and which Eccleston repeated almost verbatim on GMTV this morning.

"It's a love story. As soon as they see each, they fall in love."

FUCK...OFF.

there's a euphamism waiting to be exploited there, Wils

Well, I *was* going to help you, but you can go and shit, now. ;)

You're probably better off with a dedicated Trojan remover, tbh. Trojan Hunter seems to be the most popular, but there are other ones out there as well. Stick something like 'trojan remover' into Google and have a scout around.

Needless to say, if you have something like this popping up, don't log into anything sensitive (bank, Ebay etc) until you get the fucker removed.

Heh. He'd be a 419er's wet dream.

Dear friend Michael

We thank you from the hearts of our mother that you have agreed to help us reclaim $142000000000 (one hundred forty two billion US dollars)of money that was my father's (Dr King Professor Richard Ompopo) that is currently being held by the government of Tongo.

Please now send us all your bank details and birth certificate and be arranging to meet our representative in Amsterdam as soon as possible.

I swear on the life of my twenty mothers and ninety seven children that we will not empty your account of money or kidnap you and slice your genitals off with a rusty baked bean can.

As a token of my trust, be find attaching a photograph of myself with a loaf of bread on my head.

Hearing from you soon.

Your friend and brother
Arch Deacon Phillip Mugu (Mrs)

I've not received this, but if I do, or I start getting similar shit in my inbox via Tharg, I shall be reporting it as spam as well and speedily removing myself from the mailing list.

Rigellion Hotshot for the Mighty One, methinks.