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#4021
Help! / Re: Subscription Problem
06 November, 2003, 04:50:02 PM
I know how you feel. I'm a hair's breadth away from buying it from Schmidt's at lunch time.
#4022
Off Topic / Re: Spoons
05 November, 2003, 03:52:58 AM
'Pah!' to all your spoonish ways. There is only one master in the cutlery drawer...http://www.hikerdirectory.com/trailjournals/images/gear/spork.jpg">
#4023
General / Re: Diggle = Blair = Stalin..........
13 November, 2003, 03:13:10 AM
Keane smells of wee*




*Successful Usenet Troll-Be-Gone? phrase since 2000.
#4024
General / Re: anybody remember the old 80s e...
05 November, 2003, 12:50:02 AM
'Energy Ring to Vapourise!'

(anorak mode) That would be "Energiser to Disintergrate!", wouldn't it?(/anorak mode)
#4025
Help! / Re: Spectrum / C64 Emulator..........
29 October, 2003, 11:17:03 PM
And there was the Vixen one with Corrinne Russel

Very dodgy memory, but didn't the Barbarian one consist of Wolf from Gladiators and Maria Whittaker?
#4026
General / Re: Tharg for a week!
28 October, 2003, 08:29:23 PM
I'd make the Prog edible. Printed on processed cheese slices or slices of bread.
#4027
General / Re: swearing rant
28 October, 2003, 03:48:50 PM
For totally unrealistic swearing, watch any episode of Bad Girls. Hilarious.
#4028
General / Re: Shedcon II.1 beta (the one bef...
05 November, 2003, 05:18:01 PM
Your laughing at non-attendees is made all the more evil by the revelation that it could've also been a birthday celeb for Mr Eyebrows.

You heartless bastard.
#4029
General / Re: Shedcon II.1 beta (the one bef...
03 November, 2003, 04:09:26 PM
Longy and PVS look on as Gary talks about...something.http://www.btinternet.com/~mr_fingers/PIC_0002.jpg">
#4030
General / Re: Shedcon II.1 beta (the one bef...
03 November, 2003, 04:02:57 PM
Alex & Longy compare chinshttp://www.btinternet.com/~mr_fingers/PIC_0001.jpg">
#4031
General / Re: Shedcon II.1 beta (the one bef...
27 October, 2003, 09:24:43 PM
Malchi and I will definitely be there, but there's no set time. We'll be there when we get there. Shouldn't be *too* late, though.
#4032
Off Topic / Re: 100 Greatest Horror Spoilers.....
28 October, 2003, 03:35:09 PM
This any help?

Link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093777/plotsummary" target="_blank">Prince of Darkness plot

#4033
Suggestions / Re: The pants game....
27 October, 2003, 09:12:18 PM
"Mind the pants, Marlon."
#4034
Suggestions / Re: The pants game....
27 October, 2003, 05:11:28 PM
Trampled Under Pants
Psalm 69 - The Way to Succeed and the Way to Suck Pants
Sloppy (I Saw My Pants Gettin')
Gary Gilmore's Pants
My Perfect Pants
Pants Up, Fatty
She Sells Pants
Close to Pants
Pretty in Pants
Surprise! You're Pants!
Lucretia my Pants
#4035
Suggestions / Re: The pants game....
25 October, 2003, 08:41:47 PM
I'm a sod for ruining people's favourite songs by coming up with alternative lyrics for them. Some choice ones being:

The Moody Blues - "Tights that I've shat in, never reaching the end."

R.E.M. - "That's me in the corner. That's me in the tight pants, showing my religion."

The Water Boys - "You saw my hole when I mooned." (my personal favourite)

The 'tea' ones were always a laugh as well. Robert Palmer - She Makes my Tea, Bob Marley - No Woman No Tea etc.