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Did I do it right?

I think that's more Jerry Springer than Trisha.

Trisha's a haven for double-negative using Numpties with their Elizabeth Duke bling-bling, inserting the word 'innit' into at least every third sentence.

If you do leave, make sure you empty a tube of Immac  into her shampoo before you go. She's bound to get *loads* of other people interested in her when she looks like she's got Worzel Gummidge's 'mange' head on. ;)

Also, a photo of her toothbrush being used to stir the toilet after a poo would make an excellent 'Goodbye' card.

Yay! Another 'one of us' for Thirteenth Step. Glad you like it, Doug.

This week, I've been baiting the neighbours with the rather excellent and completely bonkers Rammstein.

'Ich' Wils

That's good enough for me! Right then, off to the shop...

I'll second it(and I'm certain that Malchidiel will third it), that Thirteenth Step is indeed a cracking album. The video for 'Weak and Powerless' can usually be found on Kazaa as well...erm...allegedly.

The Melvins - Crybaby
Fave track - Mine is no disgrace (Melvins/Foetus)

My faves are G.I. Joe (Melvins/Mike Patton) and Rambling Man (Melvins/Hank Williams III).

The Leif Garrett Teen Spirit track sucks arse, though. :)

Current playlist:

A Perfect Circle - Thirteenth Step
Vex Red - Start With a Strong and Persistent Desire
Cocteau Twins - Garlands
Siouxsie and the Banshees - Ju-Ju
Rocket Science - Contact High
Tomahawk - Mit Gas
Fantomas - The Director's Cut
Mingus - Mingus Dynasty
Drowning Pool - Sinner

Various tracks on a compilation a mate made for me. The current highlight being:

Del Tha Funky Homosapien - Soopa Feen

Heh. That's almost as bad as my ridiculously anal 'How many bars should a respirator have?' poll.


Which, of course, the answer is five.

That final comma not really needed there, old boy.

Telling someone who writes for a living how to use punctuation using a sentence that's grammatically incorrect. You go, girl!


Banal comment of the moment: I need a wee.

?4 p&p for one prog is taking the piss as well.

Sadly control was not particularly inderstanding about my revolutionary peacekeeping technique of setting fire to perps

Control held a similar view of my using Hi-Ex on tramps.

Shouldn't that be "G. Wilkinson - unt", though. ;)

I think cutting it in half was being kind.

I would've shredded the abomination.

Arguing with the panel during their critique is a bad move too. The last thing you want to do is come over all twattish and windy.

Plus I think they're vetted and selected, but don't quote me on that.

Does this mean you'll be downloading hardcore prawn now?