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#751
Suggestions / Re: The Official non-offensive but...
18 June, 2007, 07:21:41 PM
Pimhole
Shote bag
Fuskers
Pumpslider
Lesbotic
#752
Books & Comics / Re: reading books
12 June, 2007, 11:02:03 PM
I don't know, Art. I think it basically boils down to if there's a narrative or not, be it fiction *or* fact. I wouldn't class browsing an encyclopedia as "reading", whereas I would with the likes of the books on piracy and the Crusades that I've got that are basically factual novels. Or something.
#753
General / Re: May art comp-The results.......
12 June, 2007, 11:38:50 PM
Cheers, gang!

54 Jones was of course cheating, so I think a round or two of 19th Century style boxing is in order.
#754
Heh. It's like being at school and hearing your teacher swear. :)
#755
That makes much more sense, although there's no z in "authorisation". ;p
#756
Who you think you callin' mother hubbard, crispynoodlepants?
#757
Although considering that "fucker" has actually been in the prog, wouldn't it be a tad hypocritical to ban it from the messageboard?

Btw, what's the R word,as I can't figure out which one you mean? Rectal? Ringpiece? Ronnie Corbett? ;)
#758
My only question is: Is swearage now a no-no? If it is, that's me, Logan and 54 pretty much muddyfunstered for a start.
#759
Games / Re: Tomb Raider: Anniversary.........
02 July, 2007, 04:49:18 PM
Git. ;) I did the bottom bit no problem at all, but I'm at the top now, know exactly what I've got to do, but keep cocking it up. The furthest I've got to is the fourth one, but then the camera angle decided to bloody change on its own *just* as I jumped. Arses.
#760
Games / Re: Tomb Raider: Anniversary.........
02 July, 2007, 03:23:54 PM
Egypt has turned the air in our house blue and has had me that frustrated that I've actually stopped playing it. Bastard six statues. >:(
#761
Games / Re: Tomb Raider: Anniversary.........
14 June, 2007, 02:18:31 PM
i do like all the acrobatics but it needs more action in my opinion

You might like Black Buccaneer, then. Sort of Tomb Raider/Prince of Persia like, but with a lot more action.

To be honest, I'm getting a little tired of shooting mandrils in the face with a flintlock and slicing up gorillas with a cutlas now, though. I think I prefer the acrobatics side.
#762
Games / Re: Tomb Raider: Anniversary.........
12 June, 2007, 01:46:19 PM
I'm just about to start Black Buccaneer, which is basically Tomb Raider but with pirates. Yarrtastic.
#763
Games / Re: Tomb Raider: Anniversary.........
11 June, 2007, 09:37:43 PM
The velociraptors are a lot more rock than I remember, too.

That's me bollocksed then. They were more than hard enough for me the first time around. :s
#764
Games / Re: Tomb Raider: Anniversary.........
11 June, 2007, 07:18:36 PM
Although I'll be getting this at some point, what's the T-Rex bit like in Anniversary. It's one bit that really sticks in my mind vividly about playing the original.
#765
Off Topic / Re: Top Tip !!
09 June, 2007, 12:04:56 PM
If you really want to freak them out, ask them what they're wearing.

Heh. Along similar lines, after not responding to them for a while, very calmly announce that you're in drag.