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"You passed on just the one..."

Johnny Teardrop?
Rings a bell; I remember him squeezing one out over The Sumpmeister, is all.

Oh well, so much for the "ask after you get the right answer" clause.

I hereby predict an influx of unanswered questions pertaining to Dredd trivia in minutiae, the solutions to which will elude me evermore...

Drokk.

 

What a cool thread!

Sob Story host? Johnny... Johnny... awww, DAMMIT!
PASS.

Judge Souster took out the Dan Tanna Junction with his trusty stub gun.
CORRECT.

What did Dredd receive for Christmas 2099?

Judge Dredd: Origins by John Thomas Wanker and Cartoss Jizzquerra?

Now THAT'S just wrong.

Funny. But wrong.

Thanks for your gracious welcome, James. I trust this finds both you and your bicycles well (gosh, much of the morning? You must be really tyred...)

So...

Who are you? Hmmm... I always preferred You Couldn't Score In A Brothel or You're Shit And You Know You Are, personally. Each to their own.

Best AD moment? Givin' meself a wraparound Biotronic Cock courtesy of Prog 2!

More exciting? Um, Origins, I'm guessin'.
In fairness, though, I never actually got round to that mucky book of Madonna's. No way was I gonna pay good money for that overpriced arty-farty rubbish over Fiesta or Razzle - covering it in Bacofoil meant that you couldn't even sneak a quick perv at it in WHSmiths, either!

Favourite colour?
Blue. No, yel...

AAUUUUUUUUGH!  

 

YOU'RE NICKED!

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'Ere, I ain't tellin' yer porkies, any of you tea leaves out there who wanna rabbit just like a proper copper without bottlin' out 'ad betta 'ave a butchers at this for the full S.P.

This ain't no fit-up, it's Kosher me old chinas.
Now SHUT IT!

 

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GET YER TROUSERS ON AND LEAVE IT AHT!

I'm already loosenin' me tie and pouring meself a scotch in anticipation, tinkerbell!

I wonder if they'll 'ave 'ad their dinner this time 'round?

It's a fair cop.

I'M NOT HIM! HONEST!!!

CHECK THE IP, FER THE LUVVA...

In fact, while we're about it, they should bring back THE original 2000AD logo full stop!
I've never, never, NEVER liked ANY of the replacements these past >muttermumble< years quite so much as that first one! Used to make my week, trundling down the road to the newsagents on the corner on a Saturday morning (despite the cover proclamation that it was In Orbit Every Monday), wondering what colour banner that week's new Prog would bring (yellow lettering with the red 3D effect was my fave; more striking on the shelf.) Even the pink ones used occasionaly on the Summer (soon to become Sci-Fi) Specials were strangely attractive!

Now THAT was The Shit!

Don't get me wrong, I LOVE me some Mighty Mike pout... just that for a loooong time now, JD's lips have been non-existent!

Actually, come to think about it... since Origins is all 'bout the lead up to Baby Dredd, I guess that retro style WOULD seem more appropriate. Carry on.

An' bring back the rounded helmet eyepieces and the stars on the shoulder pad, too!

Hell, YES!

But while they're about redesigning La Placa Rifa, they need a new Dredd silhoutte profile on the 'J'- more, MUCH more chin!
The original if far too 1970s McMahon Rubber Lips for today's tastes!  

Meanwhile, back O.T. ...

I trust youse guys have caught sight of this? In fact, I feel quite silly even bringing it up, actually! Truth... or spoof, I wonder?

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