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#11446
Off Topic / Re: Snow joke.
07 January, 2010, 05:40:15 PM
I walked the dog up to the salt marshes yesterday to watch the sunset. What an evening. Not a cloud in the sky, a properly golden dusk and nary a sound for miles. Most of the snow was virgin and made that ever so pleasing underfoot crunch, but there were odd patches of compacted ice, completely frictionless and furrowed into precisely the right shapes for snapping ankles and popping knees, just to keep things interesting. Indeed, I did have an east-west episode with my feet and introduced an entirely unnatural strain to my gentleman's area.

What I found odd, though, as the sun fell away and the sky grew dark, was that the stars took simply ages to come out. It was almost fully dark before even the brightest of them appeared. For a while, I feared I was trapped inside an episode of Dr Who. 'I can't face the end of the world like this,' I thought. 'Not with throbbing giblets.' Luckily, though, by the time I got home Orion was up there in the sky, showing off as usual.

This anecdote was brought to you by pointlesstoss.com/snowpointevenreadingthis

Oh, and a very excellent Hoth scene there. Already we have a contender for Post of the Year 2010.
#11447
General / Re: Mark Millar on his 2K work - "pure shite"
07 January, 2010, 04:22:04 PM
To mangle James Russell Lowell:

"Behind the dim unknown,
Standeth (X) within the shadow,
Keeping watch above his own."

(X) was penned as God, but I'm thinking magic, science or even Tharg would fit just as well. It's all down to what we each put our faith in, I suppose.
#11448
Announcements / Re: Judge Dredd Movie is Green Lit!
07 January, 2010, 02:42:56 PM
I've said it before and I'll most probably say it again: Dolph Lundgren.



He's got the chin, degrees in clever stuff and everything.
#11449
Film & TV / Re: Dr Who Christmas Special
07 January, 2010, 02:00:25 PM
I think it's disgraceful and obviously a dig at us baldies, who would be glad of any hair at all. Even if it was ginger.
#11450
Off Topic / Re: The Intercourse of Beautiful People
07 January, 2010, 02:19:55 AM
Don't let one bad experience put you off. I figured out what the missing room problem was, and it was entirely my fault.

I do hope that you'll try again next week, because I think that tonight we had one of the best turn outs to date and I'd like to thank you all for coming and making the evening so enjoyable.
#11451
Off Topic / Re: The Intercourse of Beautiful People
07 January, 2010, 01:51:07 AM
That's frustrating. I'm not sure I know how to fix that.
#11452
General / Re: THE 2000AD ADVENT CALENDAR 2009
07 January, 2010, 01:45:19 AM
A fitting end to an extraordinary thread.
#11453
Off Topic / Re: The Intercourse of Beautiful People
07 January, 2010, 01:36:49 AM
We're still in here, Peter
All I can suggest is to keep trying, and maybe reboot some stuff?
#11454
Off Topic / Re: The Intercourse of Beautiful People
06 January, 2010, 06:37:28 PM
Sorry, Peter - I was out laying in supplies (fags). I'm back now.
#11455
Off Topic / The Intercourse of Beautiful People
06 January, 2010, 06:02:49 PM
You read the word "intercourse" and thought I was on about SEX, didn't you? Well, I wasn't on about SEX at all, but SEX sells and so I deliberately tricked you into thinking about SEX through cunning use of the word "intercourse," by which I mean not SEX but chat.

Web chat, to be frank.

It's a New Year, so why not make a resolution to nip in to our snuggly Twoothy-based chat room on Wednesday nights? It's not as good as SEX, but it's better than bleeding to death in a rat infested sewer.

If you have a pc, download and install the Paltalk chat client (it's free to install and use) from here: http://www.paltalk.com/index.php

Mac and Unix can join in the fun (also free) via this page: http://www.paltalk.com/express/

Once you get Paltalk (which is free, or did I mention that?) working, you can find our thrillpowered room under: Miscellaneous/Other/Rowdy Yates Block Citizens Yap Shop


You'd be surprised who visits us. Colin MacNeil (yes, the very same) joins us regularly and PJ Holden has been known to drop in from time to time as well. I'm going to try to get some more creators in this year for Q&A sessions, maybe, or maybe just for a chinwag.

Most people drift in between 20:00 and 21:00, some much later, and the room is open into the wee smalls. So, come on down and have a natter and please accept my apologies for luring you into this thread with the promise of SEX.
#11456
Off Topic / Re: Snow joke.
06 January, 2010, 03:45:34 PM
Just in case anyone's at a loose end due to snow, I've opened the chatroom early.
#11457
General / Re: Shouldn't there be a new prog today?
06 January, 2010, 03:42:02 PM
Nothing in the snowbound local newsagents. Maybe tomorrow? *whimpers*
#11458
Film & TV / Re: Dr Who Christmas Special
05 January, 2010, 02:04:33 PM
It's bigger on the inside...
#11459
General / Re: Shouldn't there be a new prog today?
05 January, 2010, 01:19:36 PM
Quote from: Van Dom on 05 January, 2010, 11:35:46 AM
This bodes ill for availability of the prog in Ireland at all this week... there's been a few times recently where its been a no-show in the shops due to....I dont know what the hell!!! I have a bad feeling my Wednesday night "put the feet up for a quiet read after they kids have gone to bed" won't be happening this week....... :(

Then you should try the Wednesday Night Chat in the Rowdy Yates Block Citizens' Yap Shop over at Paltalk! Most people drop in around eight. (Bring your own opinions.)
#11460
Film & TV / Re: Dr Who Christmas Special
05 January, 2010, 01:15:43 PM
I think what annoys me the most is that these episodes seem to have been filmed directly off a first draft script.

If I'd written it my thought processes on reading parts of this first draft would have gone along these lines:

Right, the Doctor's jumped out of a speeding spacecraft with enough force to shatter a glass roof, fallen another fifty feet to land on a marble floor and is only winded for a bit. Hmmm. OK, there's two ways to fix this: First, the Doctor could have lots of broken bones and damage, which could make for a powerful ending but is probably a bit visceral for a family tea-time show. Second, he could use something like an alien emergency antigravity parachute to control his fall a bit. A bit old hat, but it'll do for now until the next rewrite. Now then, this Death Closet thing doesn't make sense, so what if the radiation from the antigravity parachute interferes with its radiation containment fields? And so on.

But that's just me. Maybe RTD has become so powerful that a First Draft is enough.

I really hate bad mouthing Dr Who, I like it much better when I'm praising an episode.