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"There is absolutely no truth in the rumours that the Sudan food dye causes the consumer to suffer boulder-like symtoms" declared a government expert today, pictured left.

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Experts confirmed the space-rock is indeed genuine after close examination revealed it did indeed have the word 'space' written all the way through it.

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Note the name of the source:



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From the government web site:

"This dye was in a batch of chilli powder used by Premier Foods to manufacture a Worcester sauce, which was then used as an ingredient in a wide range of products."

So, who is putting Worcester sauce, with it's main ingredient of anchovies, in Asda Vegetarian Cottage Pie, Asda Vegetarian Spaghetti Bolognese, Asda Vegetarian Lasagne and Asda Vegetarian Vegetable Casserole?

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Fox hunting and now this - a smug week for vegetarians.

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By the way, in  case anyone hasn't noticed, this is from the precociously talented Irving droid:
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I always thought it would have been a good idea that if anyone was cast black it should be Zaphod - might be pandering to stereotypes but the beatnik hippy Zaphod is kind of outdated now though though I if played black he could be a more familiar egotistic rapper/Ali G/James Brown type (Red Dwarf yes I know). The trailer looks great (and I like the new Ford) though Zaphod  looks like a kind of messianic hippy.

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I'm sorry Mr Ashbourne, I'm afraid you definitely have Gerry Anderson Disease.

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I'll be up for doing something.

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Thought it was a great satire myself, reckon it'll get better as it focuses more on the characters. I was relieved that the main character was one of us and not Nathan Barley himself.

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I'd like to see the disclaimer on the box that points out the "indestructable" tag isn't legally binding.

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Saw if for the first time this morning.

It's amazing they get anything done at the skybase, it's a hotbed of sexual tension.

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Saw Cheggers naked on Channel 5 that time. No wonder Maggie Philbin wasn't called Maggie Philled-In.

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I wouldn't be surprised if kids prefered watching the puppets, kids see CGI all the time now but a puppet show is more likely to be a curiosity to them. Thunderbirds is still a big hit when it's repeated though of course you can't make shows like it now cos it's just not the done thing.

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I remember reading that Gerry Anderson was making it in Sheperton or Pinewood studios at the same time the Thunderbirds (which he completely disowned) was being made. People kept walking past his studio carrying big bits of Thunderbird set.

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