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Well done Max - smart of her, I think, to provide everything a stalker needs on her web page, thus eliminating the need for actual stalking. For example, the above picture alone saves you a fortune on night vision goggles.

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"No Mr Spurrier, you misunderstand - I said I wanted you to tackle Old Stoney Face."

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Murder, lying, infidelity, neighbour's ox...shit, hey buddy, do me a favour - I need six more commandments"

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"What do you mean you took the lift?"

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The Slavers Of Drool - I don't get it.

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Saw him on Sky news: "Look at them, they're not fleeing opression, they're drinking coffee and eating sanwiches! How can they be fleeing opression when they're eating sanwiches? Tell me that!"

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Edgar is shacked up with Charlotte which just goes to show some people are lucky basterds.

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Happy birthday you evil genius.

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"Gee it's swell of you to show me round like this, I must say I'm really looking forward to seeing London's famour "grassy knoll" you've been raving about..."

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The Monster's bright, the monster's orange.


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Ulster's orangemen reveal new "friendlier" uniform.

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"Phew, I'm glad there aren't any of those orange monsters around!"

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Just seen on Sky News the Wachowski brothers have announced their new movie is to be V For Vendetta, to star Natalie Portman (as Eve, obviously).

(Looking at the internet I see it's not exactly new news but now it's at least confirmed)

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