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I take it you're not running AdBlock? You can rule out ISP and DNS issues by firing up Internet Explorer and checking this page.

any chance you could do that for me please? since i drunkenly deleted mine?!?!?!

Done and updated your reg date and post count.

I know I don't read comics, but to contrast this out a bit and give a comparison, what would you consider a "good" cover?

That sounds like a fairly reasonable assumption. I'll add an exception to the spoiler policy.

Probably doable, but it'll have to wait until tomorrow as I don't have database access from home.

Is there a thread which contains peoples views on this subject already?

Just call it second-chance Tuesday.

Season 1-8 were damn good TV, like Macgyver dipped in Battlestar.

Vince has said that any discussion of that episode should be confined to the ban-tastic thread in order to minimize collateral damage on the rest of the forum ...

Yeah, please keep all talk related to those events in that thread, but feel free to discuss the new rules in here.
I'll be somewhere else with my fingers in my ears going "la la laa laa".

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• Anything inside the forum "Spoilers" category, such as the review boards, are exempt from the spoiler policy. Spoilers need not be used in those boards.
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• Known future events should be spoilered. If you work at 2000AD and you know Judge Dredd is going to grow another arm in prog 1697, spoiler it.
• Speculation is a special case - speculation based on spoilers should be spoilered. Speculation based on nothing in particular doesn't need to be spoilered.
• Try to lead into your spoilers so we can tell if we want to know the subject matter before we start reading them:
  Good: The bad guy [spoiler]got away[/spoiler] because Dredds [spoiler]gun fails to fire[/spoiler].
  Bad: Judge Dredd [spoiler]dies[/spoiler] when he gets shot.
  Bad: [spoiler]See, you had no idea what may have been here before you moused over it.[/spoiler]
  

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Punishments

Softly Spoken: In most instances of rule breaking you will simply be contacted by a member of staff and told not to do it again, and we will clean up any mess that has been created. You'll get off scot free, so count your blessings.

Suspension: If you fail to heed a prior warning about breaches of the rules, or break a particularly strict rule, you wil temporarily lose the ability to post for an amount of time suited to the offence.

Bans: Intentional repeat offences or particularly bad offences (illegal activity, spam, etc) will lead to an outright ban from the forum, both posting and viewing.



Forum Etiquette

Here are some rules more related to specific posting points.

Someone said my opinion was stupid!
While flaming and straight insulting people is more or less against the rules, if you do have a rediculous opinion then don't be suprised if someone calls you on it. If you find yourself using any of the following phrases, you may wish to stop and re-think your position:

• "If X does Y, I'm giving up Z comics forever."
• "X is abusing my childhood/nostalgia/history/favorite character."
• "Anyone who likes X is a moron."

That guy has a stupid opinion.
Feel free to call him out on his opinion, but don't insult him. Flaming is against the rules, so explain why his opinion is stupid.

This guy won't stop flaming me!
Use the report button. Flaming back will only get you in trouble as well.
If you don't report it, we won't see it, and nobody gets held accountable.

Nobody is posting in my thread!
People may find your post to be of general interest and not feel the need to reply. Please don't bump your thread more than once, and don't be indignant about it.

Those guys should be banned because ...
Don't backseat mod in any thread, it'll get you suspended. You can still give people a friendly warning that they may be breaking the rules, but in most you should PM a staff member who can forward it up the chain or use the report button and cram your reasons into the tiny box provided.

I wrote a fanfic, can i...
You can take it to the Creative Common, but pray to god it's good.



Things That Annoy the Staff

• Thread titles that don't summarise the subject of the thread
• Backseat modding
• Reports that don't explain what the problem is
• Quoting the entire post directly before yours
• Quoting the entirity of a large post for no reason
• Forum Drama

Final Words

Crazy Catch-all: Don't try to be clever and circumvent the rules or their wording - these are guidelines for the staff and as such are very flexible, both in and out of your favour.

Exceptions: Each rule has its exceptions and enforcement of the rules is entirely at the discression of the staff. If you think you have a thread worthy of being posted but think it may break one or more of the rules, please contact a member of staff first and get it authorised before posting.

Futureproof: These rules may change at any time without warning.



We try our best not to punish the innocent or unitentional offences, and we expect most people will never have a problem with any of these rules.

Actually it doesn't.

Hey Peter, we were wondering when you'd be back

Just to prove there's no escaping your past I've modified the database and reassigned your old posts to your new account, fixed your reg date and post counter.

Havn't you just described Sliders?

I always thought the next step would be Stargate: SGC. Each week they send a team through the gate, and you have a number of reoccuring characters. Every now and again one of the characters gets killed on an outing, keeping things interesting and allowing you to axe people however you see fit.

Essentially its XCOM: UFO Enemy Unknown in the stargate universe. Although an XCOM version of stargate would also be amazing.

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