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 It goes something like this :


 Theres one guy with a wooden eye

 Theres another guy with a vertical instead of horizontal mouth.

 They were having a conversation that in a pub about the fat woman sitting over in the corner on her own along the lines of "I wouldnt sleep with that etc" .

 The guy with the wooden eye challenges the guy with the vertical mouth to go and chat her up.


 The guy with the wooden eye says " I dont reckon you will chat her up, go on i dare you "


 The guy with the vertical mouth says "Wouldnt I , you dont reckon ? "

 The guy with the wooden eye says " Who are you calling Wooden Eye  Cuntface ? "

 

 Whats White and slithers about on the floor ?






 Come  Dancing  !

 The whole thing was tasteless !!  not just the ending ! but it was very funny.


  What is the biggest pullback in the Jungle ??



    Elephants  Foreskin !!

  A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink.The bartender says " Why the long face ? "


  I am crap at telling jokes and i hardly know any anyway.

  I cant wait to find out.

   What has a Hazelnut in every bite ?





   Squirrel shit !

 Two girls went into a shop that sold jewellry.The assistant in the shop said "how can i help?"

  One of the two girls said that they wanted " one of those crosses that has that geezer that looks like he is asleep kind of hanging on the cross with his head to one side"

   "You mean a crucifix ?"  "Whats a crucifix? "

  Shop assistant shows them a gold crucifix ....

 
 "Thats no good ! It hasnt got that geezer on it !!!"

 I havent reasd it yet but what an amazing cover.I was expecting deadlock to make an appearence.

  Apologies.Firstly i didnt read the entire article that contained that line you quoted to understand its proper context.

  And no there was no slant in saying "even the Chinese".It was just my then disbelief at the figures quoted .

 As i will explain:
 
 
 What i didnt take into consideration is the fact that china is going through there equivalent of the Industrial revolution that happened here where you have a mass migration of peasents going to work in cities just like what happened here.As a city of 800,000,000 its not all going to be skyscrapers etc as a large section of those cities will be slums.Not like Judge Dredd and Mega city one or bladerunner.Thats some time off yet i think.

  Urban populations are predicted to double in the  next 40 years.





 

 

 

 I think Shanghai is the largest 24 hours a day building site on the planet.

  Jesus .Cities with populations of 800 million by 2020.Thats ridiculous.At present Shanghai has a population of 20, 000 ,000,.They have 13 years to multiply themselves 40 times.Thats just one city.I dont even think the Chinese could breed that quickly  .
 
 

 Its a bit stupid all this.The email address on their price list says :printing@jumpthegun.co.uk  doesnt come up with anything on google.

 yet you get the mod shop which is an offshoot of the same business.

 Heres a fax no :01273 626 555.
 Heres a tel no :01273 626 222.

  The upshot of this is this:

  Plain white fruit of the loom t shirt = 5.00

  black,navy,khaki,,red,sky,yellow,olive " ' ' t shirt = 7.00

 Transfer print onto :

 white or light coloured T =5.00

 On to a dark coloured T [hand wash only] = 10.00

 Additional prints to T shirt = 5.00


 Cad cut print [i know not what this is]

 First print to garment .Up to approx A4 size: 7.00


 Additional prints [each] to the same garment = 5.00

 Oversized prints add :  from 2.00

 these prices do reflect the fact you have done all your designs and want printing only.You can also supply your own T shirts.

 Whoops
           Wrong link.           Ignore.

 Heres a link for the t shirt printing shop i promised:


  Hope this is helpful.

Link: http://www.jumpthegun.co.uk/" target="_blank">http://www.jumpthegun.co.uk/

 Marks and Sparks is the place to go for plain T shirts.

 
 There is a shop here that prints T shirts with whatever you want on them.I have never enquired as to how much it costs but its not a bad idea.I have a few ideas.

  Its better than doing it online as i would want to know the quality of the T Shirt that i am having printed.I think you can just give them your own blank Ts to print on as well.

 I am curious now so i am going to ask them how much ? and for how many.

 I will post their prices here so you can do a cost comparison for yourselves.