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You're a lucky man TordelBack! I hope you made your good lady a cup of tea

I already do.  Faint but unmistakeable badger stripes arrived last year (when I was 34) but I found my first grey aged 18 and they are no longer rare, although massively outnumbered.

I like the badger stripes, don't you DARE eye up that bottle of 'just for men'

SuperSurfer: I'm in awe Sir!

Triage Doctors in the US Army uses safety pins to attatch a soldier's tongue to his cheek to prevent him swallowing it during emergency medical proceedures

See also - Rakes on the lawn, men carrying sheets of glass, deckchairs, buckets of wallpaper paste etc.

You forgot bannana skin on the ground!

I've had my first glass of mulled wine of the year - hurrah!

Christmas - I saw my first advert for it in August, I was bored of it exactly 5 seconds later. I can't move for christmas stuff, all normal things have been moved or hidden in the store roomn and it's only november 6th 

Axl Rose's real name is Bill Bailey

Hey Hoo-ha, a warm boardy (or bawdy?) welcome!

Frankenstein's monster is portrayed as green because when the first silent film was made the heavy stage make-up used was often strange colours (blue, black, green etc) to emphasize features, the colour used to imply the monster's sallow complexion was green. Cue a press photographer taking pictures and referencing the green skin colour and the rest is history

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A bit of silly for thursday morning

Being dressed like Princess Leia? Mike! You should have said!

People who pay a lot of money to go and see a band then when they're there either spend the whole evening in the bar or constantly walking to and fro - I've had more squashed toes than I care to mention! and to for the GIT who elbowed me in the ribs and stood on my foot before shoving me out of the way to enable his safe passage at the Muse gig - assuming you have one I hope it drops off

I was only jesting, I know what you think of them

Ah, I was the other way round.  A youth full of being an easy going, optimistic sod meant I was prepared to put up with anything from women.  Maybe a little too far the other way these days but seeing as I have the perfect woman already who's consistently failed to disappoint and is generally wonderful, none of that old malarky matters anymore.  She's certainly never been victim to my snap judgements.

*sound of entire board being sick*

*playfully biffs him on the arm* We said we wouldn't make them sick!