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Mundane? My shortbread and my lemon drizzle cake is mundane?

I'm taking biscuit requests, form an orderly queue please

Re pretending to be Bi - I think alot of teenagers fall into this because they imagine it'll make them look racy and imply that they're a bit crazy in the sack to the opposite sex. Unfortunately many also say they're bi because they either can't or won't admit that they're genuinely gay, either because of peer pressure or fear they're 'letting somebody down' (ie mummy and daddy) - a pretty horrible situation to be in.

Using text speak when you're typing a message ON A COMPUTER; it's unforgivable on a phone as even the cheapest have T9 or predictive text, but when you're posting on a chum's Facebook wall? Vomit! I know of people who have A-levels in English who do this - please stop you look like a total arse

Jesus pole-vaulting christ! I've been rendered speechless by this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjYKHTbDzvg

Have they actually heard the song before? They can't carry a tune in a bucket, maybe it's some new form of avant-garde tune avoidance!

Well, if you put it like that 

Mike, I wasn't suggesting you were a brainless idiot

Supersurfer: Your angel reminds me of Pygar (sp?) from 'Barbarella', very nice!

What is this 'Jedward'? I don't watch X Factor on account of having at least 2 operational brain cells - explain it to me in words of 2 syllables or more

Liver - yuck, but pate? Mmmmmmmm

True but it's funny how many people like one (cauliflour for example) and loath another (usually sprouts)

...peas. Never have liked peas.

But I like sprouts. Go figure.

How about cabbage?

I've sent in a picture for the 'eye-spy' section, fingers crossed pop kids...

I'm more of an indy man these days, although of a weekend with bugger all to do I have been known to read both.

Decadent Western Libertine! As for swearing, I'm so fond of it I've been known to make Mr Gloady blush but I restrain myself on a public forum a) because I thought it was against the rules b) I don't want to look like a cunt

Those boots are highly impractical for hunting down ghosts.

I'll bet that was her first thought too