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Shouting at things that annoy me when the house is empty. I loved calling the door I caught my hip on a cunt today.

Surely you have an actual radio sitting around somewhere?

Oh bother. Well, if we're sticking to this school disco schtick, I'm off behind the bikesheds to smoke and drink cheap vodka.

Folks, I have a script if anybody would like to contribute the art.

Mildly unrelated, but hey-ho...

Ha! This is why you don't give prototype technology to bellends!

This thread.

Seeing how I'm a filthy peasant non-subscriber, I haven't got this issue yet, but I've utterly fallen in love with the cover.

No stories, but Wolverhampton was declared the 5th worst city in the world.

In my opinion? It totally deserves it. Our single attraction is the spot where we used to have a Burger King.

So, when is the DEATH CLOUD going to leave our shores so we can continue exporting all our obnoxious cunts to Spain?

Somebody should really start making "I agree with Nick" posters.

Those are some saucy looking Daleks. I'd let them exterminate me, if you catch my drift. 

I'm in total agreement with Fester.

People; please pay attention to who you're considering voting for, I mean, we are voting for who is going to lead this country, not for who is going to win X-Factor.

14, without a doubt. I have a huge soft spot for 1 and 3 though.

How in the world did I miss this thread?

But yes, I'll be there, same as last year.