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NEVER buy tulips... they droop and the petals fall off within 48 hours....

stick to carnations, freesias, chrsanthamums, sweet peas, roses (Which willl last with the right treatment) sweet williams lilies...

Pay the extra to get some cut flower food (30p) it's worth it they last a lot longer.

And then film it and stick it on YouTube...

Daresay it's been done already.

Russsel Howard "Grilled" one of them...

There was a scare about their noses containing arsnic....

You know I COULD be insulted. My Avata IS A Carlos Ezquerra !

But then I have never been regaurded in that way.

And quite frankly I am glad of it.

Well mother buys them for the house occasionally... they manage to last just over a week and add a small spash of colour... Not bad for £2.

(Also, she might not have a vase for a larger bunch ... whereas something that size could be put on a hi ball glass and not look odd.)

Although you might find a nice looking cheap vase IN the charity shop.

(Just check it over first for no chips & cracks)

You can't give anyone a bunch of flowers that cost £2. It's insulting. Especially if you're trying to ask a girl out.

You don't leave the bloody price lable on you fool...

Likewise you don't turn up with a clarly V exspensive bunch either...

he should aim for "nice" not overwhelming...

That's like buying a bloody engagement ring on the 2nd date

Brillent work... I know of 2 people who'd LOVE that.
Althoguh I'd of liked one of Joe in the corset...?

You could get him to guest on the Jeremy Kylie show....

(That is a truly terrible thought but needs must...)

 

Marvolus!

You might try ... flowers?
Nothing to big, a spray of carnations...... tescos do nice bunches for £2 and they'll last over a week.

Oh for goodness sake....

If your going to blame me you could at least parody me![/color]

In face Emperor if you are so sure I am the cause why don't you report me to you-know-what for investigation?

It came up on the chat last night (before the Doc broke my Internet connection somehow),

OI WHY BLAME ME??????[/color]

Certainly not to me....

I'll let a friend know... He might be able to help or know others who can...

This may be obvious but have you googled?

Do you need a compair/ comedien?
THAT I can do lol