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#346
Could be worse,
you could be this woman...

#347
Off Topic / Re: Threadjacking!
21 June, 2014, 04:23:32 PM
No No No...
The Bra That Only Opens When True Love Is Detected.
The bra comprises of a sensor which monitors your heart rate and other vitals, the data is constantly transmitted via Bluetooth to a mobile phone which processes the data using a special app and measures the heart rate elevation using special algorithms and preset data and it is only when your heart has truly found that special someone would it beat in a way that the app would recognize and wirelessly unhook the bra.

Ladies can relax as not any changes in heart rates will unhook the bra as the experts at Ravijour say it is only when a woman falls in true love does she get excited enough for the Adrenal Medulla to secrete Catecholamine which affects the autonomic nerve and increases the heart rate which is detected by the sensor and processed by the specially developed iOS app.

#348
Off Topic / Re: Threadjacking!
21 June, 2014, 04:18:19 PM
This has GOT to be a prank:
Mexico's Outfits for the 2014 Sochi Olympics Are Totally Insane

#349
Off Topic / Re: Threadjacking!
21 June, 2014, 03:10:53 PM
Bravest Guy In Whole Wide World Wears Mentos Suit, Drops Into Tank Of Diet Coke (VIDEO)
Have no fear. As Discovery Channel's "MythBusters" site explains, "When you open and drink a Diet Coke, it releases much of the pressurized carbon dioxide that forms the carbonation. As the soda warms while traveling to the stomach, the gas continues to vaporize. Any remaining might cause your stomach to expand, but it isn't enough to spark a dangerous gassy rebellion if you chase the soda with a pack of Mentos."

The ad was released by Epic Meal Empire, a TV show premiering on FYI July 26.

Lest we forget Joshua Jackson's haunting Pop Rocks scene in the 90's film "Urban Legend," you can never be too careful with candy:


view-source:http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/06/20/mentos-suit-diet-coke-dunk-tank_n_5513683.html


#350
Help! / Re: Vodafone Smart Tab 4
20 June, 2014, 04:12:09 PM
Took it shop to organize repair.
The guy tried to charge it and get it working and confirmed that it was dead as the proverbial DoDo
Told to take it back home (After being told to take it into repair) as it was less that 7 days "old" and request replacement.
Called service center. They refused to even listen to what was wrong with it and INSISTED that I go back to the shop... return item and tell them to cancel my contract. (!!!)


I set Henry ( the contract holder)  on them.

Now ( because they have run out of these smart Tabs) I am getting someone to come round Monday to take the dead device away & replace it wit a new Samsung Tab 3 instead.


#351
Hmmm Might have a stab at getting Boishock IF I get to my friends with the internet connection on time.

And any nifty Mods for Skyrim, of course.
#352
It reached number 5 in the charts last week. We must try harder!

come on you English men!
#353
Help! / Re: contactless payment.
19 June, 2014, 12:06:27 AM
True but it is also on your mobile phone to.
#354
Help! / contactless payment.
18 June, 2014, 11:21:25 PM
Can someone please advise me on how to install contactless payment to my mother's phone. It might make life a little easier for her. I looked up websites but all they seem to do is advise..
I need to download the app itself.
#355
No silly... Lords of Everquest.
#356
Help! / Re: Vodafone Smart Tab 4
18 June, 2014, 03:54:53 PM
Gawd I hope not. Such peripherals are not covered by the warranty.But that still would not explain why a fullu charged tablet would lose all power simply by turning the restart button on.
#357
Website and Forum / Re: Banned from the board
18 June, 2014, 11:58:32 AM
Is this the right room for an argument?
#358
Help! / Re: Vodafone Smart Tab 4
18 June, 2014, 11:53:52 AM
It has been charging for hours. With or without sim card there is no response....
Its dead Jim!
it is an ex tablet! It responds no more, bereffef of life it rests in peace. It has rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible.....this is a dead tablet!

(I am going to get a reputation now aren't I)
#359
Help! / Vodafone Smart Tab 4
18 June, 2014, 03:41:11 AM
[colour=18]Help! A friend got this for me as an early Christmas present.

I changed it up
I inserted the Sim card and pressed the restart button so it would acknowledge the card.
it then turned itself off.
It will not turn back on again no matter how long I press the power button or wherever I touch the screen.

What the hell have I managed to do to it?
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#360
Off Topic / Re: Y'know what really grinds my gears?
14 June, 2014, 05:27:42 PM
Well no one is prefect! ( groan)