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I am happy with the situation as is at present, my bird is giving me more attention, i am creating a circle of friends out here, i dont know..things seem to be smoothing out

Perhaps i just over-reacted and she was just babblin or somet, who knows... one thing i have learnt in life is to think deep about major decisions and not rush in

its all chillin at mo, found an irish pub with english papers, english speakers, english footie and blokes goin 'birds is for gettin the drinks '

me walking around in shorts in october, clean break nice idea but playin it by ear

bird seems to be giving more attention to me now anyway..wait and see job

taking all things into account, and the input ( thank god i got you guys and girls )... i gonna try keep away from birds for 6 months, will play it kewl with gf and see what happens

6 months off

that will do

who knows whats going on,

it could be blondies plan all along, winding up my bird to get me, my bird did say a while back that you and blondie would make a good couple, perhaps my bird trying to put me in holding pattern with blondie..bizarre games birds play

i gonna play it cool with miss blonde and have a night out on the town tomorrow...u guys write, blondie a trap...fortunately i have developed a good battle plan so if my bird becomes ex-bird i will come out smellin a roses

lets see

suppose at least lifes not boring eh !

way hay !, my bird off for the weekend for work do ( a likely story ) and her blonde mate just rang up - fancy going for a run, you can show me where you go...joggin my arse... i KNOW what she wants

suppose a blonde will look better on that yacht ( one day ! )

bitchin man

no bou, she always was a bit loopy but i figured as she pretty and a way to the sun i could live with it ( warning to all men thinking i could ave her, she pretty and mad ).

ho hum

years ago went out with not so pretty bird who was sane,smart and total sex machine

you live and learn

birds is like blokes, some ok, some psychos...this one hid it well..yer live and learn

been asserting myself more and she definately in her place and realises she cant push me around ( my nice bloke nature does have limits it seems )...she still bonkers though..i cant stay with someone this unabalanced..cant take the risk, just the way it is... your right about not going off on the rebound but as a free agent i can go have a look....

her blonde friend is a bit of a target, on the plus side she is blonde,short and gagin for someone to improve her english as just scraped through exams AND wants to live in nice later BUT on the other hand she does know my bird and their are fish aplenty in the sea...

o well, off down another irish pub tonight, some mates coming to visit so i doing pub recon duty..

if it comes down to it i suppose its back to blighty while i work out another way to live in the sun....got family in nz AND they speak english THERE

nope gotta do a swap, needs must for now... good job got back into running...hello fat bird, fancy some frites ?

kept asking her if she meant this 'oo i dont know she says' this morning then at lunchtime in the kitchen i say 'well, look its over init, i will move out soon as poss'... she looks sulky goes off, comes back, i says you really wanna split up ?, she says she all confused about everything..i says ok then we stay as we are for now... which is BOLLOCKS, of course she is a loony toon and i gotta run like lightning !....

really, she nuts, when she said what she did i could see her holding a baby and saying 'i need space' ..those divorced men stories...accident waiting to happen...

for now going to play it kewl...while i scour the local irish pubs for bilingual girly to replace her...ello english student girl,,howsya goin ?

figure if we end up back at her 'i play,you not' plan i gonna play along and then say 'actually i prefer being alone to YOU' or somet...

arse,she nuts,for 7 years she whines about not living in france and now we here so she says this

like life on the med though, gotta try stay out here, if i cant then thats fate but gotta give it a good shot...

why cant life be simple eh, why not just a sane bird....right..this time fat or ugly bird with SANE mind !

dreddd,,, fazed to bits

As you my virtual mates and soon i could be at shedcon with booze in hand going 'comiks is ace'.

Last night she says she wants 'to split up, she sees other people, me not, she come back if she wants'

part of me wanted to say SOD YOU, other part said, play along..unsure.. comments ?

arggggg bunged in a box at bottom of screen and !

but scojos story is published in next weeks prog !

apple TOP STUFF windows SHITE..apple got unix underneath...linux MUST kill windows

windows DIE

right now listening to best of queen 2...ACE album, especially tracks from highlander