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you nosey bugger !

children of castor .... PURITY

helicopter cars - auto pilot only, no manual control allowed !

great, we can all get pissed and fly home !

booming economy, now now, we dont want anyone who is old enough ( like me and most of you lot ) to walk around saying 'last time it all went wrong', no no, we want lots of smiley happy people flying in the face of reality and borrowing 4.5 times earnings and getting caught....

if we all get redundant we will have to sit around playing judge dredd on ps2 ALL DAY
now wouldn't that be a pity....

mobile phones, now with picture sending messaging... computer power better than zx80....unleaded fuel... cheap air travel...booming economy ( what happened to all those unemployed days playing elite we were promised ! )... satellite tv.... cult of the celeb... dna analysis... sheep cloning...

i can climb...

boudicca, i am sorry if i caused any offence, this celeb is obviously a plonk for not recognising your artistic at abilities ( draw him a cartoon ) and love of 2000ad.... keep in their, he is bound to get divorced right after an OK spread....

ok, bet you would trade your artistic talents for model looks now..

bet you wish you had no artistic talent but a nice face and big tits NOW !!!

had no idea he was a nature program guy, just their was a nature program this morning and the commentator was talking in very darwinian tones

suppose one could take educated guess...

being a celeb has value
men like pretty girls
pretty girls like men with high value hence...

celeb more likely than not to have pretty girl...

girls who try look like warriors lose out to ones who try look like a model...

as it said on the nature program on tv ths morning 'nature has a high price for mistakes'

'Strange isnt it, that there are a numbr of us with older wives (girlfriends). Is it something to do with reading 2000ad???? '

do you sit reading 2000ad and say 'hey mum make me a sarnie' ?

People want to clone themselves because they want to pass on THEIR genes in case they get luckier than they did i.e. improve their genes even further.

Fact is, its a mad idea really but their are a lot of nutters out there !

I would have died at birth without that incubator, and this board would have less posters so role on scientific advancements.

I suggest only people who like 2000ad should be cloned then we would have more posters....

Its humanities destiny to develop more and more ace ways to fuck up nature and then bleed the planet dry of resources and have an all out war etc. etc.

as richard dawkins says in the selfish gene, their is a natural solution to overpopulation - starvation.

I figure if you cant get a mate and breed naturally their is probably a good reason so your clone will probably die out as well, your just postponing the enevitable.

Can't reproduce ?

Get cloned and find your offspring cant either, then again they may be luckier.

Its medling with nature but so is medicine which leads to overpopulation which leads to other problems....

Exactly where do you draw the line ?

mine are to

. get less fit
. get poorer


I always fail with resolutions SO.....