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I hate it when you are waiting at a junction to turn left in busy traffic and some bastard blocks it up with no where to go, a little courtesy goes a long way and when the traffic does start moving again the cunt behind him carries on without giving a second thought.







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What maddened me was the fact that they were constantly going on about stopping the youngsters from playing the games and the reply is always going to be the age certificate has been put on the games. Talk about going round in circles. It seemed to me that their argument was crushed in the first minute. Fucking morons.
Titchmarsh just makes me want to go and murder a sheep, or something like that, Maybe be-head some daffodils.






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Fucking yes.







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James, The DC 15A Blaster is a bit on the small side .
Just kidding. That is arsom and he will love it too bits.
Makes me wish I was talented.







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Space Girls was a stonking piece of work for the prog and needed more.

Nah just kidding, Piece of shit more like.






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Happy birthday Mike. Hope you are not too pissed.






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Couldn't help but notice the union FLAG on the Dalek and old style as well.







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Ahh. A heavy metal addiction. That speaks volumes for me.
Now lets work on getting my Star Wars addiction recognised.








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I have always wanted to know why most drunk tramps, no matter where you are in the UK, sound Scottish?







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Fuck boots. Chip cob £1.30. Great value for money.







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Got fookin shitfaced las nite an crashed in a ditch ya bastad.
Lesta acksunt





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At a cash machine last night, I asked for £20 and it only gave me £10. First time anything like that has ever happened to me.

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When did voice recognition cash machines come in to use?







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Just remembered Fairly Hyperman. Kapokite bullets genius.





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And will expose him as the notorious PJ to one and all.








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Welcome on board.






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