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FANTASTIC PASSAGE
Alien general DROLTOX  has won many victories over Earth (including one famous
victory where he boldly took his armoured column to attack the rear of an
Earth army).

However, the war is going badly and DROLTOX knows his race is doomed.  His
solution? He will introduce his own DNA into the bloodline of the Queen of
Earth. Alien DNA will then begin to prosper and each generation born will add
to the victory.

Security around the Queen  is very  tight so, as in the movie Fantastic Voyage
(which, may I remind everybody, stars Raquel Welch in a wetsuit), he
miniaturises himself and a special sperm submarine and "infiltrates" the body
of the Queen's consort.

Droltox will ensure that his sperm submarine destroys all other sperm and
fertilises the Queen's egg.

Everything goes according to plan and his sperm submarine scanners show that
he has been ejaculated into the Queen's body.

But then Droltox finds it hard to get his bearings. His scanner shows a bit of
sweetcorn ahead! And there's some faecal matter!

Oh no! he's ended up in the Queen's bum and is promptly "evacuated" and
flushed down the loo!

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John Wagner. Went to the con expecting a big wait to see him and there was no-one there! Poor guy was sitting all by himself. Still, meant we could have a good natter.

Heh. At one point I was sitting at the bar with a group of people, many of them if not established creators then definitely on the way there, and John Wagner passed by. I'm sure a hush fell over all of them...

Shoppings a greta fan if you want tolaugh at people saying "Booyakka!" in a posh accent.

Urgh... Had Egg & Bacon McMuffin...

Ah God... I've got such a hangover. Do I have to go? :-)

There was a nasty Judge Hitler a while back...

Si's got one.

Lets not forget McCathy, designer for Zenith.

AFAIK its still the same postal address and it still looks lkie a garage form the outside. Its certainly not going to impress the laydeez as much Kings Reach Tower when Thargs flying it through interstellar space.

Rebellions HQ looks like a garage from the outside.

Your prize, young sir, is me not telling Gordon you posted his picture in the chatroom last night, telling everyone that it was a photo of a certain banned boarder.

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Furry Road? Eww...

PHAT!

Nat King Cole!

Chestnuts roasting on an open fire
Jack Frost nipping at your nose
Yule-tide carols being sung by a choir
And folks dressed up like Eskimos.

Everybody knows a turkey
and some mistletoe
Help to make the season bright
Tiny tots with their eyes all aglow
Will find it hard to sleep tonight.

They know that Santa's on his way
He's loaded lots of toys
and goodies on his sleigh
And every mother's child is gonna spy To see if reindeer
really know how to fly.

And so I'm offering this simple phrase
To kids from one to ninety-two
Although it's been said
many times, many ways
Merry Christmas to you.